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Monday, February 23, 2015

How To Create Fake WhatsApp Conversation

Well pranking your friends is a fun way to exchange love, well we have already posted many awesome tricks that allows you to prank your friends. It works pretty well and could be used in order to create some fake post and then and some nice funny comments. Well today we got our hands on the WhatsApp Fake Conversation creating app called “WhatsSaid” well I got this application from a Forums and I thought it would be a nice idea to share it with all of you.
How to create fake WhatsApp conversations
Well now as you can see from the above image the app looks something like this, well it works on the same principle how the facebook fake wall machine used to work, well you can just create fake messages from the receiver and add your own. Then you can easily show the whole conversation to your friends about what actually happened. So now lets see how you can download, install and use this application pretty easily, check steps mentioned below. 1. Download WhatSaid.apk2.Now transfer this file to your android device and then install it normally. 3. After installing this application you will notice that the app interface looks pretty similar to the WhatsApp one. 4. Now you can just name your fake friend and add his image and start creating fake chat conversation.
5. Well you can also share the whole chat conversation through facebook or messages, so now share it and have fun. So now using this easy and simple application you can easily bypass the fear of your girlfriend opening your chat session and threatening you, simply show her that you were talking to some of your friend regarding her beauty. So you got my point, I hope you will have fun using this application. Please Note: Do not use this for illegal purposes. This is only for those who want to make friends laugh.

Saturday, February 21, 2015

How to send facebook messages to those who have blocked you

Did you know that its really possible to send the message to the person who has blocked you on Facebook. To your surprise,YES IT IS.
With the increased popularity of facebook, facebook has made this really. Either Call it one of the flaws of facebook or the relaxation given to the people who have just got blocked by someone but still want to maintain the conversation with him/her.
Facebook never closes any option completely. It always lefts an undisclosed alternative for everything. You just have to find that alternative.Today I am bringing one such brilliant alternative to you.

How to Send the Message

For sending the message, all your friends "facebook username" of the person who has blocked you. Obviously, if the person has blocked you, you won't be able to visit his/her profile. But finding the facebook username is really a cakewalk. you can make a new account to find the username or better you can simply ask any of your friend just to tell you the person's facebook username. Once you know the username, You just need to open your email account whether it is associated to your facebook account or not. Sending the message using email is as simple as sending a normal mail to anybody. In the "To" section ,you have to add the person's facebook username. For example your facebook friend have username john.el. So you need to type your friend's username in "To" section but remember don't forget to add @facebook.com after username (john.el@facebook.com) leave subject body empty and then type your message in message body after that click send message and you are done.

How to send facebook messages to those who have blocked you

After you send the email, the message will arrive in the person's facebook message box in the folder named Other and he/she will be able to read out your message like other normal messages he/she receives.
Note: That person won't be able to reply to your messages but will see an immediate option to unblock you and continue the conversation with you. In order to be able to reply you, He/She must follow the same procedure as discussed above.So doing this, you can really increase your chances of getting back in touch with the person whom you have lost the contact with or atleast you can convey your message to the person who doesn't even want to talk to you anymore.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

(They Long To Be) Close To You: A Rational Explanation

As a sceptical and pedantic old git, one thing that especially infuriates me is people who, when presented with a situation that is not immediately explainable to them, resort to the comforting pre-prepared paranormal or supernatural explanation that is prevalent in their culture. Indeed, if that instantly thought of supernatural or paranormal explanation also adheres to a previously subscribed to worldview or supports an ulterior agenda, then very little effort is often expended in identifying the natural, and frequently rather banal, actual explanation for the phenomenon.

As an example, let us consider these immortal words from the sadly demonstrably mortal, Karen Carpenter: 
 “Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?”

A curious portent indeed and one worthy of critical and unbiased examination rather than simply dismissing it as a mere justification of the allure of the recipient of Ms Carpenter’s affection. Leaving aside the fact that extensive scientific research carried out in the sexual selection preferences of female Homo sapiens has shown no measurable correlation with an increased avian presence let us consider more plausible explanations for the ubiquitous fowl. Indeed we need to look no further than the first 3 lines of the chorus:
“On the day that you were born the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true               
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair”

Clearly the reference to fictional spiritual beings is an extrapolation of the initial flawed supposition regarding the divinely bestowed attributes of the subject. It would not be unreasonable to assume that any interference with the person in question at the time of the birth would be from a member of the family or a trained medical professional, most likely, a midwife. Karen then alleges that the angels (or as we have already established, most probably midwife) sprinkled moon dust in the hair of the new-born. Although Karen’s claim was made in 1970, shortly after the first Apollo mission to land on the moon, and indeed bring back small samples of moon dust, it seems unlikely that the target of Karen’s affection would be so young. Furthermore, Karen’s claim is actually plagiarised and can be traced back to Burt Bacharach and Hal David in 1963, long before the plausible availability of moon dust on Earth.

We must therefore now consider what substitute for moon dust the offending midwife must have applied to the head the infant later to become the infatuation of Karen Carpenter. Perusing a supermarket for handy sized box of small granules that can be easily sprinkled from a perforated opening the obvious purchase would be a box of Trill.

Suddenly a rational and non-supernatural explanation becomes clear. Karen Carpenter simply had the hots for a scruffy chap with birdseed in his hair placed there many years before by a malevolent midwife.
Angels and moon dust my arse, you just need to think about these things for a while

Monday, February 2, 2015

How Football Games Are Fixed

In football, quarterbacks throw interceptions and get sacked on purpose, and they fumble the snap or fumble when they get hit. Running backs and receivers fumble the ball away intentionally and drop easy passes, and linemen intentionally blow their blocking assignments. The perps then usually put on a public display of phony emotion, designed to show how embarrassed and disappointed they are. That's to cover up the fact that they did it on purpose.

On defense, cornerbacks deliberately give receivers a nice cushion and let them catch the ball, then let them slip away from their tackles on purpose. And defenders repeatedly miss easy tackles. Manti T'eo missed a ton of tackles when Notre Dame Threw One for the Gipper against Alabama in the 2013 national championship game.

Also, place kickers miss field goals on purpose. Brendan Gibbons, usually an excellent kicker for Michigan, missed an easy game-winning field goal against Penn State in 2013, and also had another game-winner blocked, although that may have been the fault of the offensive line for letting the defenders rush in on purpose.

And, of course, officials make crooked calls in every sport to ensure the "correct" team wins the game. The "pass interference" call that cost Notre Dame a victory over Florida State on Oct. 18, 2014, is a prime example.

See this post for more information on how football games are fixed:
Hail Mary Hoaxes, Super Bowl III and More Michigan Meltdowns

The Green Bay Packers were forced to throw the NFC Championship Game against Seattle on Jan. 18, 2015, after jumping out to a 16-0 lead, and the Indianapolis Colts took a dive against New England in the AFC Championship Game.

And during the 2014 Michigan football "season," the Wolverines were forced to throw all seven of their losses, and to shave points in four of their five victories.

See this for more on why Michigan, Notre Dame the Chicago Bears and various other teams are required to throw so many games:

Why Certain Teams Are Required to Throw So Many Games

There were lots of suspicious plays in the Michigan-Ohio State game in 2014, including Devin Gardner fumbling the ball away on purpose, leading to a 33-yard touchdown for the Buckeyes. That was a telltale sign that the fix was in, because 33 is the highest degree of corruption available in Freemasonry, and they often use the number 33 to leave their fingerprints on the crime scene when a game is fixed.

Notre Dame was also forced to take a dive against Southern Cal that same day, getting blown out 49-14 to complete a season-ending tailspin of epic proportions. Are we really supposed to believe that a team that was undefeated until midseason and would have knocked off No. 2 Florida State in Tallahassee if it hadn't been for a crooked pass-interference call that nullified the game-winning touchdown, suddenly can't win a game against anybody in the second half of the season, including Northwestern?

There's no way in the world that the Michigan football team, which has had four straight Top 20 recruiting classes, including two Top 10 recruiting classes, could possibly lose to teams like Utah, Minnesota, Maryland and Rutgers if the games were on the level.

It's possible they could have lost to Notre Dame, Michigan State and Ohio State if the games hadn't been fixed, but they wouldn't have lost 31-0, 35-11 and 42-28, I can guarantee that. They would have been close, hard-fought struggles, like most of the Notre Dame-Michigan games, Michigan-MSU games and Michigan-Ohio State games have been through the years.

Michigan is not the only team in college football or basketball that's required to throw games. Back in September, Ohio State was forced to throw the Virginia Tech game and Michigan State was required to throw the Oregon game. Every team is affected by the scandal at some point. Sometimes they benefit from it, and sometimes they're on the losing end. I'd like to see the integrity of the games restored for everyone's benefit, not just Michigan's.

In 2014, the Michigan football team had more talent than anybody in the Big Ten with the possible exception of Ohio State. Plus, the coaching staff was very capable, as they've proven in their previous jobs. So the problem isn't lack of talent or poor coaching, it's corruption -- the game-fixing scandal that ruined college and professional sports.

Can all you Michigan fans out there honestly tell me you find nothing suspicious about the Wolverines' sudden collapse after decades of fielding championship-caliber teams? That it looks to you like the Wolverines are giving 100 percent on every play? Because to me, it doesn't even look like they're giving it the old college try. It looks to me like they're making "mistakes" on purpose because they've been ordered to throw the game.

Rich Rodriguez was extremely successful at West Virginia before he landed at Michigan, and Brady Hoke was a winner at Ball State and also at San Diego State before he was hired at Michigan. And all the assistant coaches have excellent track records as well, so you have to look beyond the coaching staff and the starting quarterback to find the answers.

If  the games had been on the level, there's no reason in the world why Rodriguez and Hoke shouldn't have both been wildly successful at Michigan. They both were both excellent at recruiting talented players for the Wolverines.

Unfortunately, there's something about being at Michigan that changes everything, and it has nothing to do with the quality of the athletes or coaches.

Games are fixed for all sorts of reasons, including the personal vendetta the Freemasons have against me. They force Michigan, the Chicago Bears and other teams I like to throw games in order to punish me for breaking away from the Masonic cult into which I was born, for choosing good over evil, and for refusing to sacrifice innocent, defenseless children to Satan.

See this: Freemasons Leave Their Fingerprints All Over the Crime Scene

I realize that might be difficult to believe, but most people don't know anything about Freemasonry and the way things are done in a multi-generational Masonic cult such as the one into which I was born. It's like being born into a parallel universe. Your life is like an episode of "The Twilight Zone." Unless you tune in to "The Twilight Zone," you'll never understand why your favorite team suddenly starts playing like they don't have a clue and that they couldn't care less whether they win or lose.

The situation is so bizarre that I thought about leaving this explanation out entirely, but I decided to include it because of all the numerical evidence the Freemasons leave behind when they fix a game. Having knowledge of the Masonic connection to all this will allow people to look for the numerical clues that are sometimes left all over the crime scene.

Even in the games they won in 2014 against Penn State and Northwestern, the Michigan football team was required to make lots of "mistakes" and keep the games close.

Notre Dame wasn't even allowed to do that when they Threw One for the Gipper against Arizona State. They even let the Sun Devils rack up the telltale occult number 55. And neither were the Chicago Bears when they "lost" to the Green Bay Packers, 55-14, on Nov. 10, 2014 -- the day after Notre Dame gave up 55 points to Arizona State.

The Freemasons like to use the number 55 in the final score when they've fixed a game because I was born in 1955.

Fixing college and professional sports is child's play for these psychopaths. They start all the wars on the planet and arm both sides, and they own the central banks and make trillions of dollars by loaning money to governments to carry out the wars that they start.

High-ranking Freemasons all worship Satan, and when one of their own -- such as me -- breaks away from the cult and chooses good over evil, they take it personally, and they love to devise all kinds of cruel strategies to get revenge. In my case, they know that I graduated from U of M in 1978 and that I've been a Michigan fan and a Chicago Bears fan my whole life, so they know it causes me a great deal of heartache to see my favorite teams take a dive every year.

It's not all the losing that bothers me so much, it's the fact that the games are fixed, and that they're required to blow the games on purpose and they're not allowed to give 100 percent on every play. We rarely get a chance to see Michigan or the Chicago Bears play the way they're capable of playing. The Michigan season opener against Appalachian State was the only game that wasn't fixed in 2014.

I had to laugh the other day when I saw a headline on a newspaper web site that said something like, "Michigan State's talent may be too much for Michigan." LOL! Michigan State has not had a single Top 25 recruiting class in the past four years, so where are they getting all this talent? According to ESPN, they've been ranked 29th twice and 35th in 2013. So, have a bunch of five-star recruits walked on at Michigan State? Are the Michigan State coaches so brilliant that they're able to transform all that medocrity into excellence?

Michigan has way more talent than MSU, and if they weren't coerced into throwing the MSU game every year, they could prove it. But talent doesn't mean anything when the fix is in.

I would even go so far as to say that the Masonic gangsters in charge of fixing all these games and running this country into the ground want you to know that the games have been fixed so you'll feel even more helpless than you already do. That's why Michigan has been blown out by lesser teams in four of their losses -- to make it obvious.

And that's why the Chicago Bears got blown out 38-7 in the first half of their game against New England on Oct. 26, 2014, and 42-0 in the first half of their 55-14 "loss" to Green Bay. That's also why Notre Dame got clobbered 34-10 in the first half of their "loss" to Arizona State on Nov. 8.

Michigan fans and Bears fans were all up in arms in 2014, wanting the coaches to be fired and the quarterbacks benched, but that won't solve the problem, because it's not incompetence that's causing their favorite team to lose, it's corruption. Michigan ended up firing Brady Hoke and hiring Jim Harbaugh to replace him, but unless the Masonic spell is lifted, it won't make much difference, because Michigan will still be required to throw games once in a while. The Iowa and Ohio State games in 2016 are two examples.

It's one thing to lose a close game to the underdog, or to a slight favorite, but's quite another thing to get blown off the field by a lesser team -- especially at home. Yet that's exactly what happened to the Michigan football and basketball teams many times in recent years. If those games had been on the level, even if they resulted in losses, they would have been close, hard-fought struggles, not complete farces.

There were two other obvious examples of game-fixing in the Big Ten on Sept. 27, 2014, including Indiana getting blown out at home, 37-15, by lowly Maryland, and Penn State getting clobbered at home by Northwestern, 29-6. Earlier in the season, Indiana was required to throw the Bowling Green game, Purdue was required to take a dive against Central Michigan and North Carolina was coerced into throwing the East Carolina game.

When the fix is in, sometimes your team is allowed to win, but they're required to make lots of "mistakes" and keep the game close, like the Akron game at Michigan Stadium on Sept. 14, 2013, which Michigan barely won, 28-24, despite being a 37-point favorite.

LOL! Are we really supposed to believe that game was on the level?