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Monday, December 4, 2017

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15-year Old Pro Lifer Attacked Outside of Planned Parenthood

Posted: 03 Dec 2017 08:07 AM PST

Purity Thomas is a 15-yr old pro-life student. She was peacefully protesting against murder abortion outside of a Planned Parenthood building. A supporter of abortions caught wind of their protest and came over to deal out some of that signature leftist tolerance.

That’s when Purity’s face found out just how violent and easily triggered some pro-abortion women can be.

Thomas was praying and speaking with women in front of a Planned Parenthood facility when a woman started threatening to beat and "f***" her up, according to Students for Life of America. The woman reportedly then stole a sign reading "All people are made in the image of God," at which point the students started to record the incident.

At first, you’re probably thinking how extreme this putrid wench is for socking a harmless bystander. Then, you remember she supports an organization that hacks up babies on the reg. Before parting them out like an old Chevy to the highest bidder. Simple assault is no big deal to you when you’re cool with mutilating tiny peeps.

that's true kramer

Pro-choicers go into kill mode every time they’re confronted with opposition. Probably because even they know what they’re doing is the moral equivalent of Batman & Robin. So, since they’re unable to win the fight on intellectual or ethical merit? Fisticuffs, it is!

The same goes for pretty much every other losing leftist issue (see Antifa Swarms Trump Supporters in Violent Attack and Clinton-Supporter Beats Elderly Woman with a Chair. For Voting Trump…).

The important lesson in all of this? If you’re an anti-infanticide advocate going up against an abortion lover, forget about the talking points. Work on your bob-and-weave. Do some cardio. Don’t neglect the heavy bag. You’ll thank me later.

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Police Officer Trolls His Would-Be Murderer with K-Y Jelly at Sentencing…

Posted: 03 Dec 2017 06:33 AM PST

cop trolls shooter sentencing

All too often in the real world, the bad guys win. But, every now and then, the good guys get the last laugh. That’s what happened when this cop attended his would-be murderer’s sentencing. Where he pulled off a most hilarious troll.

A Florida police officer was taking his 14-year-old child to school in March 2016 when he spotted a reckless driver.

Though he wasn't on duty, the Jacksonville, Fla. officer tried to pull over Kevin Rojas.

That's when Rojas got out of his white Cadillac and started shooting at the officer, police said.

Rojas' shots missed the officer's son, AP reports, but ended up hitting the officer three times, according to police.When the officer spoke at Rojas' sentencing this week, he pulled out a bottle of the personal lubricant K-Y Jelly, the Florida Times-Union reports.

"I brought a little gift for you," the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. "You will need it where you are going."

What a thoughtful gift. K-Y Jelly certainly will come in handy. Of course, Kevin will need to take certain precautions to refrain from needing it. Like keeping his pants pulled up and secured tightly. Or, most importantly, never ever ever letting the soap slip from his clutches.
half baked drop soap

This douchelord thought murdering a po-po would be the solution to his problems. But, like many others, his failed attempt only gave him even bigger problems. Namely, being cornered in his cell night each night by his lovesick 400-pound cellmate, Duke.

Kevin could have easily avoided becoming somebody’s girlfriend. All he had to do was not pull an attempted homicide. But, now he’ll have to learn his lesson the hard way. Literally. Kev was riding high. Now, he’s confined to a life of cuddling with Duke after lights-out and watching his back in the showers.

Karma’s a bitch.

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