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Texas Teacher Arrested for Picking Up Student at Chick-fil-A, Banging Him in Parking Lot

Posted: 02 Dec 2017 10:21 AM PST

A Texas history teacher was arrested this week and charged with sexual assault with an ex-student after meeting up with him at a local Chick-fil-A restaurant.

People Magazine was the first outlet to report the incident.

Michelle Schiffer

According to court records, Michelle Schiffer has been charged with engaging in an improper relationship with a student who is now 16 years old.

He was 15 at the time of the sexual encounter.

Schiffer is 23.

The teacher told authorities that she met the unnamed student at the aforementioned fast food restaurant before they went to a friend's home to have sex.

The student, meanwhile, told authorities that Schiffer picked him up once at a park in her car - and then the inappropriate twosome drove around the neighborhood before having sex in a parking lot.

This second allegation was reported by local TV station CW39.

Chick-fil-A pic

The same network adds that Schiffer and the student had sex on multiple occasions.

Schiffer teaches world history at Cypress Springs High School in Cypress, Texas.

She was ordered to appear in court on Wednesday to face her charges, while a judge has set bond at $30,000.

Official records indicate that Schiffer posted the amount later that day and is now a free woman.

Having admitted that she also smoked marijuana with this student in the car, it's also safe to classify her as a messed up woman.

The Cypress-Fairbanks Independent School District has said in a statement that the 23-year old was immediately removed from campus and placed on administrative leave once they learned of the charges.

We'd have to imagine she'll soon be fired.

"We will continue to protect our students and not tolerate relationships of an inappropriate nature," the statement reads.

chicken store

No word on the scandal from Chick-fil-A, although there's no real reason for the chain to speak out.

It continues to provide consumers with delicious chicken sandwiches, while not being a big fan of gay people.

Here's a look, meanwhile, at other teachers who have had sex with students.

For hilarious shame on them...

Meghan Markle: Racy Magazine Photos Surface; Will They Cause a Royal Uproar?

Posted: 01 Dec 2017 10:01 PM PST

Now that Meghan Markle is officially a global celebrity, the Internet is hard at work digging up old photos of the future Mrs. Prince Harry.

There was this throwback picture of Markle as a student at Northwestern, one that is clear evidence she doesn't ever age.

Meghan Markle and Her Ring

And now there's another intriguing image making the rounds, one that is clear evidence Harry is marrying a hottie!

TMZ has uncovered a trio of photos of Markle that were snapped back in 2013 for a spread in a Canadian magazine called Sharp.

Which is apt.

Because the following snapshot puts Markle's beauty in sharp focus, wouldn't you say?

Meghan Markle in Sharp

Markle, of course, has worked as an actress for years.

So it's only natural that she has a history of revealing photo shoots and/or certain scenes that Queen Elizabeth likely wishes did not exist.

She did pretend to give a fellow 90210 character a blow job several years ago, remember:

We're passing no judgment on the magazine spread or the scene above, of course. That would be a silly and misguided thing to do.

But it's impossible not to wonder if there will be any sort of uproar in Great Britain over these pictures, considering the prim and proper traditions of the Royal Family.

Markle is set to officially join in May.

She and Harry have confirmed they'll be wed this spring at St. George's Chapel at Windsor Castle.

The exciting news was announced two days after Kensington Palace also announced the actual news of Harry and Markle getting engaged, doing so via the following statement:

"His Royal Highness and Ms. Markle became engaged in London earlier this month. Prince Harry has informed Her Majesty The Queen and other close members of his family.

"Prince Harry has also sought and received the blessing of Ms. Markle's parents."


On Friday, meanwhile, the newly engaged stars stepped out together holding hands on Friday in Nottingham, England at the Terrence Higgins Trust World AIDS Day charity fair.

Not counting the photo shoot below, it was their first public appearance as two people who have agreed to marry.

The 36-year old actress was greeted with a very warm welcome by all who saw her at the event.

The palace noted in a statement that Harry has been extremely vocal about his passion in raising awareness for HIV/AIDS and was "looking forward to introducing Ms. Markle to a community that has become very special to him."

Markle, it should be said, has also been deeply involved in humanitarian work for years, which is a major reason why the two hit it off last July after they were set up on a blind date.

Harry and Meghan are both very attractive. That probably also helped with the initial attraction.

Click through precious pictures of the gorgeous couple below and then join us in wishing them a long and very happy life together.

Jennifer Conlon: Who is Matt Baier's Wife Exactly?

Posted: 01 Dec 2017 05:49 PM PST

Earlier this week, Teen Mom: OG fans were stunned by reports that Matt Baier had gotten married

The news was surprising not only because Baier was dating Amber Portwood just a few short months ago, but also because it's tough to imagine the woman who'd walk blindly into a marriage with the guy, given his appallingly sketchy past. 

So who is Jennifer Conlon?

Well, with the exception of one interview, it seems she's keeping a mighty low-profile, but here's what we've learned in the days since she exchanged vows with Baier.

1. A (Formerly) Single Mom

Matt baier in a hotel lobby
Like Amber, Jennifer was a single mom when she met Baier. Unlike Amber, she's not a wealthy TV star.

2. Serving in Sin City

Matt baier on set
Conlon reportedly works as a waitress in Las Vegas, where Matt, who earns much of his living from gambling, spends most of his time.

3. A Private Figure

Matt baier is an odd duck
"She's not a public figure. So we kept our relationship private," Baier told the press about his relationship with Conlon.

4. Stepdaughters For Matt

Matt baier is perplexed
Jennifer apparently is the mother of two girls, whose ages are unknown.

5. So What Does Jen Have to Say

Matt baier close up
As we stated earlier, Jen has kept a relatively low profile in the days since news of her marriage went public. But she did give one revealing interview.

6. Matt's Past

Matt baier and amber portwood throwback
Naturally, Jen was asked about Matt's long history of shady behavior. Surprisingly, she says she doesn't care what he did before...
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Kate Gosselin: Leah Has No Braces AND No Collin! Hooray!

Posted: 01 Dec 2017 02:06 PM PST

Just because Kate Gosselin had her children celebrate without Collin on Collin's birthday doesn't mean that she doesn't know how to celebrate milestones for her other children.

This time, it's Leah Gosselin who's being celebrated, as she finally got her braces off!

And while the photos are cute, reactions in the form of Instagram comments were all over the place.

Kate Gosselin is a Bad Mom

It seems that Collin Gosselin is still missing, off at some dubious institution where Kate decided that he belonged.

But Kate does have other children who, in an indictment of our society's inability to look after the well-being of children, remain in Kate Gosselin's custody.

There are, however, some positive moments, even in that household.

And there are things to celebrate.

In the photo below, Leah Gosselin -- who, like her fellow sextuplets, turned 13 over the summer -- has finally gotten her braces off.

And she's celebrating with an array of tasty desserts ... among other snacks.

See how happy she looks!

Leah Gosselin, Without Braces!

Leah's smile is bright and celebratory!

But still not quite as happy as her smile will be when she one day escapes from her mother and never looks back.

As you can see, her teeth are no longer imprisoned by a sharp metal tooth-corset, which, having had braces when I was about her age, is how I would describe braces.

You can't see her food choices too well in this photo, so Kate, in either a rare moment of kindness or perhaps a desperate attempt to show that she can be "nice" and "fun" sometimes, really, she promises, shared another photo.

In it, we see cake, a number of candies, and popcorn ... which makes us think that Kate must have actually enforced the orthodontist's rules about what to not eat with braces.

(When I had braces, I avoided only popcorn. Gum actually helped me adjust to having the braces, and I never had any problem with gum or anything else)

But here are the treats that Leah got to enjoy:

Leah Gosselin treats

With both photos, Kate Gosselin included the caption:

"Somebody got their braces off today! [three grinning-face emojis] #CongratsLeah #BracesOffParty #GosselinTradition #BracesOnBracesOffConstantHere"

We'll say this much about Kate Gosselin -- having a braces-off celebration for your kids is a great idea.

That might be the only parenting advice that we'd ever take from her.

Various followers chimed in with well wishes:

"Hahaha ... another constant is there's always something to celebrate ... no wonder everybody seems to be so happy ..."

Instagram comments don't  really need that many ellipses ... but okay.

"That is so awesome! Kate, you're always finding unique ways to make your kids feel special and I LOVE that! [red heart emoji]"

Kate Gosselin Losing Her S--t

We weren't the only ones who are still preoccupied by the fact that Kate decided to disappear her own child and keep him isolated from his siblings.

One commenter wrote:

"Collin doesn't get braces."

Point of fact, we don't know that Collin does or does not have braces. But we don't know because, well, he's wherever Kate sent him off to.

Another commenter replied:

"Yeah, that poor child."

Our only comfort is that Collin, though isolated from his siblings, is at least away from Kate.

When there's nothing else that you can do, folks, you have to look at the bright side.

Pamela Anderson Said WHAT About Harvey Weinstein Accusers?!?

Posted: 01 Dec 2017 01:43 PM PST

Pamela Anderson doesn't have much sympathy for the women who have accused Harvey Weinstein of sexual harassment or assault.

Several weeks ago, countless alleged victims came out and claimed the movie producer made unwanted passes at them or forced them to take part in unwanted sex acts.

More than one has even claimed she was raped by Weinstein.

Thanks to these courageous women, numerous others have come out and leveled charges of similar mistreatment against such stars as Louis CK, Charlie Rose and Matt Lauer.

But Anderson doesn't see Weinstein's accusers as brave or courageous.

She sees them as... stupid?!?

"It was common knowledge that certain producers or certain people in Hollywood or people to avoid, privately," Anderson told Megyn Kelly on Friday morning, adding:

"You know what you're getting into if you're going into a hotel room alone."

Did they, though?

Did these young women, many of whom were just starting out in Hollywood, really know Weinstein was such a monster?

And what is Anderson's general point here anyway? Is she really placing even an ounce of blame on the victims of sexual assault?

Saying you should have known better after someone gets raped is never a good look.

The ex-Baywatch star went on to say women need the "ability of self-protection."

Meaning what, exactly?

"There are a lot of self-protection courses. There is even a well known story of suffragettes learning martial arts."

Asked about her comments by TMZ, Anderson insists she was "not victim blaming."

Weinstein is absolutely "a sexist pig and a bully," she added and the women did not deserve what he reportedly did to them.

Still, she says she won't be "coerced into apology" and she stands by her original comments to Kelly.

Watch them in context below.

What do you think?

Pamela anderson to harvey weinstein accusers wth were you thinki

Travis Scott Turns to Kanye For Advice on Handling Crazy Kylie Jenner, Pregnancy

Posted: 01 Dec 2017 01:31 PM PST

As the entire world is well aware, Kylie Jenner is pregnant with Travis Scott's baby.

While the makeup mogul is dealing with hormones, a rapidly changing body, and the realities of her impending motherhood, Travis Scott is dealing with ... Kylie. 

And apparently Travis has grown so desperate that he's turning to Kanye West, of all people, for advice.

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott

Let's look at things from what we imagine to be Travis Scott's perspective, for a moment.

Say that you're a twenty-something D-list (at best) rapper.

You've been dating a girl for a couple of months. She's several years younger than you are -- just a teenager, in fact, though she's an adult.

You also know that you're her rebound, after she spent the last two years in an off-and-on relationship with a man even older (and worse at rapping) than you are.

Now imagine that she tells you that, surprise, she's pregnant! Maybe you don't know how it happened, or maybe you know exactly how it did.

Also imagine that your now pregnant girlfriend is one of the most famous teens on the planet. That, despite this, she wants to keep her condition a secret for as long as possible.

Now imagine that, not long after your pregnant girlfriend's 20th birthday, the entire world finds out about her pregnancy ... but she still insists on keeping things quiet, refusing to confirm her pregnancy even though it is no longer a secret.

Travis Scott Does His Thing

And then imagine that she's started to, well, go nuts. 

Not only is she resigned to hide until her baby is born, but she's started to become wildly insecure about her body, believing that pregnancy is making her so ugly.

Her hormones are making her emotions erratic and extreme and you don't know how to deal with it.

You can't talk about it with just anyone or it might leak. The entire world knows that you knocked her up, so even if you wanted to, you can't leave her.

(Besides, you've just impregnated a famously wealthy family's soon-to-be wealthiest member. When you snare the goose that lays golden eggs, you don't run off because it got a little cranky)

What do you do?

Kimye in 2017

HollywoodLife reports that Travis Scott is asking Kanye West for advice on how to deal with Kylie's pregnancy hormones.

According to their insider:

"Travis has been getting advice from Kanye on the best way to help Kylie get through this, basically how to handle her pregnancy hormones."

We'd love to hear how that conversation went. "Hey, not-quite-brother-in-law ... did Kim also go nuts with North and Saint? Any advice?" Or something.

Seriously. It's a sensitive subject. And if less-than-understanding phrasing got back to Kylie, it might set her off.

The insider continues:

"Kim's pregnancies were both very tough and Kanye struggled at first to say and do the right things."

Sometimes, you have to walk on eggshells. Pregnant bodies are effectively hijacked by the placenta, and the placenta only cares about producing a healthy human.

It doesn't feel that it owes the mother anything. Not even mercy.

Travis Scott at Coachella

We wouldn't normally think of Kanye as a source of advice ... for anything.

This is a guy who voluntarily posed side-by-side with Donald Trump, folks. Things don't go well for Trump's friends -- just ask Michael Flynn.

But the insider says that Kanye was able to provide a very solid piece of advice.

"Kanye's big piece of advice for Travis was that no matter where he is in the world Kylie needs his attention, and it has to be reliable."

That's good for anyone who's dealing with an excessively needy partner, whether they're pregnant or donating eggs or dealing with a sudden loss.

(If anybody acts that needy and erratic without those great excuses, though ... our advice would be that they're being unfair to their partners. Pregnancy is not the same thing, though)

Advice on how to survive your baby mama's pregnancy is one way to welcome a guy into the family.

Catelynn Lowell: Doing Well in Rehab with Help From Tyler Baltierra!

Posted: 01 Dec 2017 01:13 PM PST

Catelynn Lowell has been through many, many things so far in her life.

Her father hasn't been around all that much, her mother was emotionally abusive when she was younger, and it's clear that she really struggled with her decision to place her daughter, Carly, for adoption.

In addition to all of that, or perhaps because of it, she's had issues with depression and anxiety for much of her life.

Last year, things had gotten so bad with her postpartum depression that she went off to spend a few weeks in an inpatient facility to try to get a handle on things.

And a couple of weeks ago, she revealed that she'd once again be heading off to get treatment.

Is she doing any better now?

Read on to find out ...

1. Catelynn's Struggles

Catelynns struggles
In November, Catelynn shocked us all by tweeting "Well today I thought of every way to kill myself.. so I'm going to treatment." Teen Mom fans know she struggles with her mental health, but we had no idea things had gotten this bad again.

2. So Sad

Catelynn lowell purple hair
She further shocked us in an official statement she released, one that read "I'm taking the time I need right now to take good care of myself… On November 17th I thought of every way possible to commit suicide… from wrapping a belt around my neck to just running my car into an electric pole… THANK GOD I have a support system and a HUSBAND and a DAUGHTER… thank god I am self aware… I'm seeking treatment and I WILL get better… anyone feeling alone you ARE NOT ALONE! This world needs all of us! We are all here for a reason… Thank you for your support during this tough time…. Much Love, Catelynn Baltierra."

3. Off to Rehab

Tyler baltierra catelynn lowell novalee hike pic
So Tyler escorted her to a treatment center in Arizona to get a handle on things ... and speaking of Tyler, can we gush about him for a moment?

4. Oh, Tyler ...

Cate lowell and tyler baltierra
He and Catelynn have been together since middle school, which is insane. Through the years, they've grown together and supported each other through so much, and it's obvious that he's being strong for her now.

5. Incredibly Proud

Incredibly proud
He tweeted that message after Catelynn revealed her plans to enter rehab ... so sweet, right?

6. Love You More

Love you more
Shortly after that, he shared this darling little snippet of some text messages between the two of them.
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Meghan Markle Hasn't Aged Since College, New Photo Reveals

Posted: 01 Dec 2017 12:39 PM PST

Meghan Markle first rose to fame as one of the stars of the USA Network, by which mean the television channel, and not the intricate web of double agents seeking to undermine American democracy through collusion with foreign powers.

Sorry for all that clarification, but you can never be too careful these days.

Anyway, it's been a big week for Meghan.

Meghan Markle is Happy

She's traded in her role on Suits for a future as a member of the royal family, which is a bit like trading in your 2002 Civic that still has a couple good years in it, but also has a Hall & Oates cassette jammed in the tape deck for, like, a horse-drawn carriage, or however royals get around.

She got a good deal, is what we're saying.

But Meghan is no stranger to moving up in the world.

We jest about her role on Suits, but landing a starring role on a long-running series is seriously impressive, especially for someone who was holding a briefcase on Deal or No Deal and doling out blowies on 90210 a few years earlier.

Those who know MegMar best say she owes her success to her intellect, her charm, her ambition ... and the fact that she's naturally super hot.

Meghan Markle in College

That's a photo of Meghan that was snapped during a recent visit to her alma mater, Northwestern University.

Psych! That's a pic that was taken when Markle was a student at the school, back in 2000!

Meghan hasn't aged at all since the year 2000!

To put that in perspective some of you were fetuses in 2000!

You have aged considerably since then!

It was so long ago that we say "the year" in front of it, like "A.D." or some sh-t!

We're Engaged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The point is, becoming a princess is just the latest in a long line of victories for Meghan that began back when her father's sperm fertilized her mother's egg back in 1980, thus setting into motion a chain of events that will eventually lead to an American citizen receiving a British royal title.

Sure, she'll have to put up with some obnoxious royal rules, but that's a small price to pay to start the process of reverse-colonization.

Fun fact: once our UK takeover is complete, Meghan will become the first hot person to appear on US paper currency.

We're living in exciting times, folks.