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Justice Sotomayor Chooses America’s Biggest Issue. It’s Stupider Than You Think…

Posted: 07 Feb 2018 05:40 PM PST

Gender gap sotomayor

Over the last few years, we’ve heard some scary stupid things crawl their way out of powerful pieholes. Even from Justices (see CA Chief Justice Demands ICE Stop Busting Illegals at Courthouses. Where LAWS Are Enforced…). Looks like the idiocy plague is still spreading. No left-leaning mouth is safe! Least of all Justice Sotomayor.

Watch as she talks about what she thinks is one of America’s biggest issues:

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor on Wednesday said that pay inequality between men and women is one of the nation’s biggest issues.

Sotomayor, speaking at Brown University, said that the challenges women face haven't changed since she was growing up, the Associated Press reported.

“Women doing the same work still earn less than men. You can’t fight the facts,” she said, according to the AP. “Pay equality is one of the biggest issues our nation faces.”

It’s funny she mentions facts, because she then goes on to say this:

“So many people start fighting about the facts, and the importance of the facts, as opposed to the importance of the principles that are motivating the discussion,” she said, according to the AP. “You got to get back to that before you can get to facts.”

This is what we call diversionary tactics. Or just flat out misleading. The facts don’t support the idea of a wage gap (see WAGE GAP? Female CEOs Make More Than Male CEOs. Waaaay More…). So pay no mind to them. Rather than debate whether the wage gap is actually a thing, leftists like Sotomayor want you to first concede this point: it’s a bad thing. The thing that isn’t actually a thing. But if it DID exist, it would be bad. Except it doesn’t. But you should denounce it anyway — this imaginary thing.

It never fails to amaze me how wrong these pillars of the law can be (see Oregon Judge Helps Illegal Criminal Escape ICE Agents. Yes, Really…). We’re not talking about insignificant mama’s boys who will amount to nothing more than professional picketers. These are people whose judgement the country relies on. So yeah, it’s bit of a problem when they make themselves look like giant puckered anal cavities.

Facts trump feels when it comes to logical debates. Brush up on them below.


WATCH: Dem. Representative Falls Asleep on Camera During Pelosi’s Eight Hour Long Speech

Posted: 07 Feb 2018 03:59 PM PST

Political speeches are usually filled with preparation and a flawless prompter reading technique. Not so with Pelosi and her first-grade reading skills. As evidenced in today’s eight-hour-long speech (see Chris Matthews: Republicans Always Attack Ethnic People… Like Nancy Pelosi? and Nancy Pelosi Loses Her Addled Mind Over Release of the GOP Memo).

Pelosi’s incessant talking prompted a representative behind her to catch some zzz. On camera.

Behold it in all its sleepy glory:

After speaking on the House floor from Wednesday morning until late afternoon about immigration – and reading letters from DACA recipients – Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said she had no intention of yielding for a vote on a federal spending deal.
Pelosi began speaking around 10 a.m. Wednesday.

That’s one heck of a filibuster. Those poor people strapped in helplessly beside her. Good thing no one shot themselves during the yap marathon of this screeching eel. They call that sleeping forever.

One might surmise the only reason her fellow Democrats didn’t kill themselves is because they don’t believe in boomsticks. Now they’re scrambling to get their concealed carry.

Despite Pelosi’s most valiant efforts, the Senate still hasn’t made a “deal” for DREAMers. Not just the one above. The left seems to be losing ground quickly as the DNC is unraveling under old members. Who possess memory spans shorter than that of a goldfish.

Pelosi thought Trump’s speech was bad. At least no one fell asleep. While the DNC slowly implodes, we’ll be here eating popcorn.

Democrats are getting tired of Pelosi, demanding she step down. The speech today confirmed she’s not willing to give up her box of suds.


Islamic Women Detail Prevalence of Sexual Assault in Mecca

Posted: 07 Feb 2018 03:33 PM PST

Wome in Mecca Experience Assault

Islam encourages men to treat women like horse excrement (see Iranian Woman Defy Islamic Laws, Bearing Their Hair in Hijab Protests). Hitting, bruising, abusing — all physical forms of discipline are required to keep a firm hand on the wifey. Now, to make matters worse, Muslim women detail the mass amount of non-husband men grabbing their buttocks.

Apparently Mecca is a hub for sexual assault, according to these women:

“It was during Ramadan in 2014. During Tawaf, I felt a hand squeezing my butt and I looked around to notice who it is but there were a lot of people.”

“It’s sad to say that you are not even safe at holy places.”

“I’ve been harassed, not once, not twice, but thrice. My entire experience at the holy city is overshadowed by this horrible incident.”

He was “caressing my breasts. I was frozen on the spot couldn’t even walk away or scream or do anything. I was just terrified but I couldn’t make myself move.”

“During my thawaf, a man (which during ihram only use a piece of cloth), stay[ed] closed behind me and stuck his [erect] penis to me,” she told BuzzFeed News.

Of course, these allegations are merely claims at the moment. But they’re par for the halal course. When a culture sets low  women’s value, men have no problems flashing their “low” parts too. Poor girls. No one wants to see that. Especially when it’s also flashed to farm mammals.

Man With Goat

Leftists shout “Islamophobia” from the rooftops when anyone implies the religion is a big scandalous pit of abuse. Yet the left  touts women’s rights as well. SJWs are hypocritical in their support for ladies if they also support a culture which treats women lower than earthworms. Can’t have cake and eat it during Ramadan too.

Islam is as violent as it is oppressive. Behold:


SOUR GRAPES: Leftist Ninnies to Protest Trump. By Disrupting Military Parade?

Posted: 07 Feb 2018 01:59 PM PST

Military Parade Protest

Stop the presses! Assorted leftist pansies are planning to raise a middle finger to Trump. They’ll be using their favorite method of #resistance: showing up and yelling at people they don’t know. This time their target is the upcoming military parade currently being planned by the Pentagon. Because they don’t like the military and Trump is a big meanie, or something.

Trump will rue the day he ever showed support for the armed forces.

These Cheeto-dusted fairies really think they’re on par with the Tiananmen Square Tank Man. Let that sink in for a second.

It’s not all bad though. Lying down in front of moving tanks isn’t the worst idea whiny anti-Trumpers have ever had. I say we all sit back, enjoy the entertainment, and let natural selection sort them out.

The worst part of this desperate cry for attention is the innocent bystanders being caught in the middle. In the left’s pathetic obsession with hating all things Trumpery, they’re meddling in the lives of other people too (see Anti-Trump Protesters BLOCK Ambulance, Force Emergency Procedure… and #NotMyPresident: Tolerant Anti-Trump Protester Says ‘People Have to Die!’).

In this case, the real victims will be those unfortunate people who simply want to enjoy a military parade. They’ll soon feel the wrath of the resistance upon their backs. Progress shall crush all those who oppose it in tank-like fashion.

Most of these basement-dwelling dweebs are taking a break from surfing mom’s couch to protest “fascism.” But in an ironic twist, they’re the ones displaying fascist tendencies. Any time an event takes place that they don’t like, a person speaks who they don’t approve of, or an idea is voiced which they don’t agree with, it’s all out war.

Heed this warning, military! Your marching will soon be met with the likes of sweaty armpitted, pudgy activists.


WATCH: Veteran Confronts Justin Trudeau for Turning His Back on Them

Posted: 07 Feb 2018 10:00 AM PST

Brock Blaszczyk is a Canadian veteran who lost his leg in Afghanistan. He had the opportunity to ask Justin “I Feel Pretty” Trudeau about the way Canadian veterans are currently being treated.

Back in 2015, you made a promise and I’ll quote it here: “No veteran will be forced to fight their government for the support and compensation they have earned.” Yet you are still currently in a legal battle with veterans regarding equal support and compensation to their peers. You have ISIS members coming in to a reintegration program. You did a backdoor deal with Omar Khadr with not even stepping into a courtroom.

For those of you playing along at home, see Canada Gives $10M and Apology to… a Terrorist?! and WATCH: Justin Trudeau Wants ISIS Reintegrated into Society for the back story. Yeah, it’s ugly.

I was prepared to be killed in action. What I wasn't prepared for, Mr. Prime Minister, is Canada turning it's back on me.

Prime Minister Hair Goop’s response:

Why are we still fighting against certain veterans' groups in court? Because they are asking for more than we are able to give right now…

So there’s not enough resources for them. That tends to happen in countries which embrace socialist policies (see Canadian Man FORCED to Leave Canada… Because His Son Has Down Syndrome?! and LOL! Sore Loser Leftists Try Moving to Canada. Get Rejected For Being Deadbeats…). Canada can’t afford to spend its resources on veterans when it wants to throw money at refugees and terrorists all willy nilly. This vet will just have to suck it up and find funds for his artificial leg elsewhere.



Feminists Embrace All-Female, Asexual Reproducing Crayfish as Mascot

Posted: 07 Feb 2018 09:21 AM PST

Feminist and Crayfish Mascot

Feminists have chosen their mascot for 2018. It’s not a pink, hairy, smelly cat. It’s not a bikini-clad, morbidly obese woman. It’s not even a real life vajayjay. It’s an asexual crustacean.

The marbled crayfish (aka marmorkrebs) came into existence about 25 years ago as the result of a major mutation in a single crayfish. They became popular with aquarium owners in Germany in the 1990s.

The mutation made the crayfish able to clone themselves — and reproduce only female offspring.

The cray-cray fish are invading European lakes as pet owners release their rapidly growing colonies. Now, all blob-shaped p*ssy hat wearers want to be just like the slithery, hard-shelled creature. Gross and forever alone. Mission accomplished.

Just imagine an army of buzzcut women, feeding on BuzzFeed and burritos, invading Washington. Replicating themselves at ungodly speeds. Hard pass.

One member of the LGBT community was the voice of sanity.

This hysteria makes a massive point: feminists are the sexist ones. Their misandry is seeping out at a worrying rate. Also, they’re insufferable whiners.

Imagine f0r a second, men saying some of the things they’re tweeting.

“When will mankind be able to reproduce this way? Women are garbage.”

“All-male political and business environment. We don’t need women around.”

Outrage. Burning cars. Apocalypse by methane as fast-food-fueled blobs invade the capital.

SJWs claim to tout equal rights, all while singling out a group born with different plumbing. It’s the definition of sexual discrimination. If women really are being treated unequally, it’s not solved by calling for the extermination of an entire sex. Or world domination by asexual crustaceans.

Feminist logic is just as unsettling as these bottom-dwelling creatures. Example:


Poll Shows How Many Men Would Actually Take Pay Cuts for ‘Equal Pay’

Posted: 07 Feb 2018 08:47 AM PST

Pay Cut

There’s been a lot of squabbling about the wage gap myth (see Jennifer Lawrence Angers Feminists on 'Equal Pay': 'I Blame Myself…' and Ronda Rousey DESTROYS Feminist Reporter on 'Equal Pay' Myth…). In case you’re wondering, it’s still not true. But it’s back in the news because a bunch of wankers from the BBC all took a pay cut in the name of gender inequality. Financial castration. But that’s England. In America, we like dolla’ dolla’ bills too much. At least, according to this poll:

YouGov asks Americans whether or not they would be willing to take a paycut in the name of fairness and the leading response, though just by five points, is no, they wouldn't (38%). A third of Americans (33%) say they would be willing to take a paycut if it meant leveling the playing field for gender equality. And many (29%) are uncertain what they would do if placed in that situation.

Another way of reading this is: 67% would not take a pay cut. And the other 29% didn’t want the pollster to call them sexist. Or salary-shame them.

The leading political parties report different opinions on the issue. If they discovered there was a salary imbalance despite identical skills and experience, four in ten Democrats (40%) say they would take a salary cut, as opposed to a quarter of Republicans (25%). Nearly half of Republicans (49%) say they would not take a paycut.

Shockingly not shocking, millennials are the one group that would take a pay cut. When mommy pays your rent and bills until you’re 26, it’s easy to see why. But the age groups that have to support themselves and their families think you can shine that pay cut, turn it side ways, and shove it up the poopshoot. Do not want.

Feminist wildebeests will interpret this study as rampant sexism in America. Because men don’t want to personally give a chunk of their hard-earned income to them for SJW points.

Here’s the thing, if I negotiate my only salary and bust my ass, the only pay I care about is my own. I’m not going to take less of it just because some broad read a few dishonest memes on Facebook.


WATCH: Sarah Sanders Defends Trump’s “Un-American Democrats” Comment

Posted: 07 Feb 2018 08:22 AM PST

Leftists had some pretty embarrassing response to Trump’s SOTU (see ACLU Complains Trump Used the 'Word' America Too Much in His SOTU Address. About America… and MSNBC's Joy Reid Blasts Trump's SOTU Message on "Church" and "Family"). Trump himself was more upset the Democrats didn’t celebrate him enough and give him standing ovations. Which he called un-American and “treasonous” at a recent pep rally.

The Press Corps had questions. Sarah Sanders had answers.

REPORTER: If it's a Democratic president, the Republicans sit, if it's a Republican president, the Democrats sit. What is so un-American about this, this year, after this has been going on for all of these years?

To be fair, this is a valid question. Congress critters act like five-year-olds no matter who the president is. I also don’t find anything funny about a president calling people un-American or treasonous because they didn’t clap for him. Not charming. I know some are all “ZOMG he’s trolling his haters in the best way possible.” But personally, it’s a little too third world dictator for my liking.

However, that doesn’t mean the Democrats don’t piss me off on the regular too. And Sarah Sanders had the perfect response.

SLAAAAAAY KWEEN: I think its un-American not to be excited about the fact that more people in this country have jobs than they did before, the fact that more people in this country have higher wages than they did before, the fact that the economy is booming like it wasn't before, the fact that ISIS is being crushed like it wasn't before. These are things that I don't care what party you are from, these are things that every American should be excited about and be able to celebrate.


File this under “multiple things can be true at once.” It can be wrong to call your political opponents un-American for not praising your name. It’s also sad and pathetic Democrats don’t care about more jobs, less taxes, and a decimated terrorist group. Upon hearing the news, they’re stirred to do nothing more than practice their collective resting bitch face.

Especially considering the president Democrats would eagerly applaud royally screwed the pooch. Repeatedly.


John Kelly Doubles Down on ‘Lazy’ DACA Recipient Comment

Posted: 07 Feb 2018 07:54 AM PST

Chief of Staff John Kelly has been a disappointment. To the left. He was supposed to “control” President Trump. Instead, turns out he agrees with the president on a number of issues. Like on immigration. This recent comment has upset the anti-legal Democrats.

“There are 690,000 official DACA registrants and the President sent over what amounts to be two and a half times that number, to 1.8 million. The difference between 690 and 1.8 million were the people that some would say were too afraid to sign up, others would say were too lazy to get off their asses, but they didn’t sign up.”

Maybe a little harsh. But considering how intellectually dishonest the left is (see Leftists Attack Trump Over Illegal Veteran's Deportation. Which Was Ordered Under Obama… and Shutdown Schumer Says: Democrats Win if Media Shows Deportations), being blunt is a nice contrast. A contrast Kelly is not backing down from.

Here’s the thing — and it’s a question I’ve heard from many people. If the DREAMers knew they were here illegally for all these years AND they love America as much as they say, why didn’t they apply for legal residency? Some who have been here for twenty years. Why not renew your VISA?

I’ve yet to hear a good answer. Feel free to get back to me on this one.