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Kelly Ripa: Body-Shamed (Hard!) for This Bikini Pic

Posted: 26 Mar 2018 11:47 AM PDT

Call us crazy.

Say we're going out on a major limb here, but we still feel a need to say it:

The Internet can be a very cruel place.

Kelly Ripa Red Carpet Pic

No, really. It's true!

Just take the case of Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, for example.

The long-time couple were out and about on the beach over the weekend, having a swell time in the sun, snapping pictures and sharing them on social media.

At one point, Consuelos took a photo of his 47-year old wife in a two-piece bathing suit and wrote as a caption:

"Sultry Sundays with the sexy one are my fave," he wrote.

Pretty sweet, right?

And, based on the snapshot itself right here, pretty accurate, right?

Kelly Ripa Bikini Pic

Looking damn fine, Kelly Ripa!

The pair's Instagram affection continued from there, with Ripa and Consuelos posting beach shots together in their Instagram stories, simply adding "#daddy" and "Yep" as captions.

Considering the stars have been married since 1996 and have three kids, it's refreshing to see that they remain so in love and so attracted to each other.

It's refreshing to us, at least.

To others, apparently, it's the basis for some serious body-shaming.


What follows is a sampling of actual comments left by actual social media users who really may need to get a life or find a hobby -- or both!

She has the body of a 12-year-old boy. Guess 'sexy' is a matter of opinion. She is adorable, but …

Kelly's gorgeous, but isn't there a cutoff age where age appropriateness comes into play?

Just because you can rock a bikini, doesn't mean you should. When you have teenagers whose friends can ogle pictures, then it's creepy.

She has a guy's figure.

Her body is nothing to be proud of.

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos Kiss

We really wish we were making these critiques up.

But this is sort of stuff some people really take the time to think of and write online.

Nobody is immune to this sort of shaming, either, not even buff men such as Stephen Amell.

It makes us very sad to consider, but then we get all happy again when we remember how these strong women (and men!) often fight back against the loser trolls.

Take the following cases, for instance, and then go from being angry to being inspired.

Simply put: yo go, stars!

Duggars Only Have Sex to Make Babies, Fans Allege

Posted: 26 Mar 2018 11:25 AM PDT

If you know anything at all about the Duggars, then you're probably aware that the family has some ... interesting views on sex and procreation.

You might think a couple that sired an astonishing 19 chlidren would be 100 percent pro-intercourse.

Duggar Family: Counting On Season 4 Photo

But that's actually quite far from the case.

Prior to marriage, Jim Bob and Michelle's kids are required to follow the strict Duggar courtship rules.

That means dating is allowed only in the presence of a chaperone; hand-holding is limited to a period of 15 seconds or less, and "front-hugging" is forbidden, as it may clothed genitals into perilously close proximity.

("Side-hugs" - in which the participants basically just put their arms around each other's shoulders and give a quick squeeze - is still allowed.)

Needless to say, kissing and actual sex are very much forbidden.

The Duggar Family: A Photo

But once the rings are on the fingers and the vows have been exchanged, it's a very different story.

From that point forward, the Duggar offspring and their spouses are encouraged to rub their bits together until they chafe.

Of course, even within the confines of a loving marriage, there are rules.

The Duggars do not believe in birth control, which means you can look at how many kids each of them has made and get a rough idea of how many times they've had sex in their lives.

We kid, of course, but the super-strict guidelines placed on the Duggars genitals do raise a lot of questions.

Duggar Family Photo: A Classic!

And it seems the query that's foremost on the minds of many viewers this week is: do the Duggars ever have sex just for fun?

"So do these guys never enjoy sex for the joy of it?" one fan asked in a Reddit forum devoted to the family.

"Or is it simply to have kids. Or get to know each other and get into their groove without babies straight away? I mean I LOVED spending three years married without a baby straight away, we traveled had fun before baby came along," the user continued.

"Do the girls ever want to do something else besides have babies? Like get out of their small town see the world meet new people but on their own without the controlling parents or husbands? Just curious is all."

"I don't think these kids are allowed to have wants outside of what they have been brainwashed to want," another user replied.

Duggars: Counting On Cast Photo

"I know they seem to like this life. I guess when you don't know anything else you just accept it," a third remarked.

"But even the Amish give their kids the choice. It's nice to live in a bubble but I often wonder if any of the girls long for adventure and independence at least for a little while."

Interestingly, all of this speculation comes on the heels of the revelation that Joy-Anna Duggar considered her parents to be too strict during her upbringing.

So it seems that not all Duggar children simply accept their lot blindly.

Of course, it still appears doubtful that any of them will ever make their displeasure known publicly.

Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV's most controversial family.

Matt Roloff Somehow Gets Burned for Amy Roloff Boyfriend Photo

Posted: 26 Mar 2018 11:06 AM PDT

Welp, this is a new one.

As has been proven many times over the past several months, Little People, Big World are somewhat tribal when it comes to Matt Roloff and Amy Roloff.

Even though this couple got divorced two years ago, fans of their show can't seem to accept that each has happily moved on to fresh new relationships.

Chilling with Chris

Just last week, for example, Amy shared a pretty basic photo of herself and boyfriend Chris Marek online...

... only for critics to bash the heck out him for no reason whatsoever.

This is a regular pattern we've noticed, almost every time Amy posts a picture of herself and Chris enjoying some evening out together.

A few days ago, however, something different happened; something equally baffling and annoying, but something that made it clear TLC viewers aren't very big fans of Matt Roloff, either.

First, Amy posted the picture above, writing as a caption:

Another wonderful Soup night w/ these lovely people (Dan was here too) I love that Chris and friends still come over to simply gather, eat and conversations .

Wonderful friends! Menu: Split Pea Soup, Ricotta and roasted tomato bruschetta, pound cake w/ whip cream and cherry topping. I love Soup Night!

Matt Roloff and Amy Roloff and Grandkids

Simple enough, right?

Yet the image somehow led to Matt getting burned to a crisp by various social media users.

"You know Amy I never saw you put your head on Matt's shoulder with love!!! Chris seems to love it," someone actually wrote as a comment.

Yes: Matt and Amy were married for over 25 years and have four kids and still get along very well... but there was no love there at all on Matt's side.

This is clearly an accurate and well-deserved remark.

no matt!

Others, meanwhile, apparently believe Matt was only ever about "himself" and are glad Amy has come to this same realization:

never my favorite

Then there was the harsh shade thrown in the direction of Matt's girlfriend, Caryn Chandler.

First, this critic slams here as "adulterous," despite no accusations of infidelity ever having been leveled at Matt.

Then, this same person actually takes Caryn to task for "acting like a grandma," as if spending time with her boyfriend's grandkids is a bad thing.

Forehead. Slap.

down with caryn

Truth be told, Amy and Matt are both in steady relationships and get along with each other very well.

Take a look at the photo above.

It was snapped of the former couple in January, just a few weeks ago, and it depicts them hanging out, playing with their grandchildren, as amicable and relaxed and content as ex-spouses could ever be.

Why can't Little People, Big World fans just be happy for them and chill the eff out?!?

We really wish we knew.

Paris Jackson and Cara Delevingne: Spotted Locking Lips!

Posted: 26 Mar 2018 10:59 AM PDT

Back in February, we reported that Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson are dating. For the most part, these two have kept their relationship low-key.

Now that the cat is out of the bag, however, it looks like they're loosening up ... and locking lips in public.

They make such a cute couple!

Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson Looking Cozy

Macaulay Culkin is Paris Jackson's godfather. The two of them have a beautiful relationship. They're family, really.

And they're so close that it appears that they're comfortable double-dating.

RadarOnline reports that Paris Jackson and Cara Delevingne were spotted locking lips after going out with Macaulay and his girlfriend.

You might recall that Macaulay is dating Brenda Song, who was a young Disney star who appeared on television alongside the Sprouse twins.

It's wonderful that Paris and Macaulay have such a good relationship that they feel comfortable introducing each other to their respective loved ones and even dining out together.

Paris Jackson, Cara Delevingne Photo

So, the four of them went to an upmarket Argentinian steakhouse in West Hollywood called Carlito's.

RadarOnline reports that, outside of the restaurant, Cara asked Paris to dance, and the two of them did.

(Both are very fun, carefree people outside of their professional lives, and Cara in particular is known for her goofy antics)

It was after dancing that the two were spotted kissing. Awww!

Cara was then seen sitting on Paris' lap while the two of them spoke to Macaulay and to Brenda.

Cara Delevingne Takes a Bath

Cara and Paris met at the MTV Movie Awards in May of 2017.

in the public sphere, they weren't in any way romantically linked until November, when they were spotted holding hands outside of a Dalston nightclub.

Though both women are young, gorgeous, and outspoken about their sexualities, seeing that they were spending time together wasn't exactly confirmation that they were in a relationship.

It took a couple of months before fans became convinced that they were not only friends but now a couple.

And while these two aren't exactly going around giving interviews left and right to confirm their romance ... they're not exactly being subtle about it.

Paris Jackson and Cara Delevingne, Netflix and Chill

Just recently, Paris and Cara showcased themselves cuddling up -- some would say Netflix and Chilling -- to watch Carol.

Carol was a 2015 romantic period drama featuring two women who fall in love.

If you've seen anyone on the internet say "Harold, they're lesbians" or simply respond to a photo of a female couple with "Harold," it's because of a viral story of one Tumblr user who overheard that line while in a theater seeing Carol.

25-year-old Cara and 19-year-old Paris look happy and cozy as they cuddle up.

(Sure, you can't see all of Paris' face and Cara is "wearing" a cute bunny ears filter, but they look adorable anyway)

Paris Jackson Looks Great

Unfortunately, not everyone is happy with the reported relationship between Paris and Cara.

It's claimed that Paris' conservative grandparents don't want her seeing Cara because their relationship -- like their granddaughter's sexuality -- goes against their beliefs.

We certainly hope that Paris -- and everyone else -- can find acceptance for who they are among their family.

In the mean time, it's clear that Cara has a wellspring of support from godfather Macaulay Culkin.

Wendy Williams to Stormy Daniels: Just Go Away Already!

Posted: 26 Mar 2018 10:48 AM PDT

Wendy Williams is back from her health-related hiatus...

... and she's better than ever before.

By which we mean the following:

Wendy Williams in Purple

She's better than ever at having misguided, mean-spirited, uneducated opinions about other celebrities in the news.

Two celebrities making headlines these days are doing so for similar reasons:

They carried on an extramarital affair with a member of The First Family.

But is Williams attacking Donald Trump Jr. for sleeping with Aubrey O'Day while his wife was pregnant with the couple's third child?

Or going after President Donald Trump for getting it on with Stormy Daniels, despite his wife having just given birth to a son?

Nope and nope.

Williams has instead chosen to slam the women at the center of these scandals.

Guess we can't really be surprised when this is the same talk show host who has said she's sick of the #MeToo movement.

Yes, Anderson?

"This Stormy can go away as far as I'm concerned," Williams said on air this morning, the day after Daniels opened up about her Trump affair on 60 Minutes.

Wendy then went directly after Daniels' appearance.

Because Williams is a terrible person.

"You know, she's got a few more miles left on her face where she could be at the hoedown.

"The strip clubs love featured performers, so she could be a featured performer at seven strip clubs across the country just on the basis of Stormy Daniels. But she can go away."

That's funny, Wendy.

We've had the same thought about you every single time we hear a word come out of your cruel mouth.

From there, Williams shifted her focus to O'Day.

The singer herself has not said a word about her alleged affair with Donald Trump Jr., which supposedly took place for 10 months back in 2011 and 2012.

O'Day hasn't sold her story to any tabloids or tried to make a name of the relationship at all.

But whatever! She was still the target of Wendy's wrath today!

"Alright Aubrey, you have to look at this as your glass is half full," Wendy began, dripping with sarcasm and continuing:

"You haven't done anything since you got fired on Celebrity Apprentice, you didn't do much before that. You were in Danity Kane and various carnations of your look, but I can still recognize you, though…

"... even though you're 47.

A producer then corrected Williams and said that O'Day is actually 35.

"I don't mean that in a bad way, she looks better than Stormy Daniels!" Wendy added as a punchline.

"Sorry Aubrey, but you could pass for a woman in her 40s."

Aubrey O'Day Stares

Concluded Williams in her random rant:

"Aubrey says she doesn't want to take financial advantage of the situation, that they really did have a thing for each other.

"But, guess what Aubrey, and I do believe you, even when this guy divorces his wife, he's not going to come back and be with you, even for a one night stand.

"You are going to be the most watched person, if you're not right now, on the face of the earth, in terms of staying away from the son… This guy is never going to marry you anyway."

Honestly, what the heck is wrong with Wendy Williams?!?

And/or all the people who tune in to her show each morning?

All she does is insult the appearances of other woman.

She's just a really awful human being.

Tomi Lahren Sticks a Gun In Her Yoga Pants, Mocks March For Our Lives

Posted: 26 Mar 2018 10:15 AM PDT

Over the weekend, millions gathered in cities all over the country to demand that legislators act quickly to increase gun control regulations.

The move came in response not only to the recent school shooting in Parkland, Florida, but also as a reaction to the ongoing gun violence epidemic that's claimed thousands of lives and shows no signs of letting up.

These were people who gathered out of compassion, concern for our nations youth, and a sincere desire for change.

Tomi Lahren Halloween Costume

So naturally, whiny Millennial snowflake and noted dog kicker Tomi Lahren was quick to sh-t on the event with her trademark blend of bitterness and idiocy:

"Simply being anti-NRA is not a solution. March FOR something, not just against everything," Lahren tweeted about an event that was literally called March For Our Lives.

"It's a shame schools don't teach the U.S. Constitution anymore. Appreciation for our 2A is lost when history is forgotten and ignored in favor of 'feelings' 101," Tawny Larynx added.

She went on to really grasp at straws, reminding protesters that millions of Americans are heavily armed, which were pretty sure was the point of the protest.

Tomi Lahren and Dog

"Do you realize millions of your FELLOW AMERICANS are members of the NRA?" Tormund tweeted, demonstrating once and for all that ignorance isn't always blissful - sometimes it's characterized by seething rage.

"Disarming the citizenry is the first step to oppression and tyranny. Kids, I suggest you crack open the history book and learn this pattern," said Tammy, apparently seeing nothing wrong with issuing a smug lecture to children who fear for their lives.

It's rants like this that have made the far-right commentator such an easy target for her critics, many of whom delight in calling Timebomb by the wrong name.

But this time, it wasn't just Tone-Loc's ill-advised insights that had Twitter in an uproar - it was also her fashion sense.

Behold, the open-carry yoga ensemble:

Tomi Lahren Is Strapped

For obvious reasons, the internet has delighted in roasting Toni over her "vagina gun."

Lawrence posted the above photo on Instagram in order to shill for a company that sells leggings equipped with holsters: 

"Live. Speak. Stand. Run. Carry with Confidence," Tonsil captioned the pic.

"Ladies, chances are your assailant is gonna be bigger, stronger and faster and that's why you have @alexoathletica for your gun, your mace, or even your phone. Yeah, you've got it covered."

Yes, this is a real product, and yes, Twitter had an absolute field day with the absurdity of the situation.

Tomi Lahren

"Breaking News: Tomi Lahren rushed to hospital after trying to do Downward Facing Dog with gun in her yoga pants," wrote one user.

"I admire Tomi's earnest but ultimately misguided commitment to bringing Freud's penis envy theorem back into style," commented another.

"I get it, Tomi. I too, can never fully relax at yoga class unless I have a gun pointed at my crotch,"

You get the idea.

We could literally re-post these all day, but hopefully, Tampax has learned her lesson by now.

She'll never get re-hired by Glenn Beck if he has to worry about her bringing her crotch Glock to work.

Briana DeJesus: I'm On Tinder! No More Javi Marroquin!

Posted: 26 Mar 2018 09:52 AM PDT

For one brief moment, Briana DeJesus and Javi Marroquin were happily dating. They were the Teen Mom 2 power couple that almost no one saw coming.

But that relationship fizzled out. And Briana is putting herself back out there.

Like countless others, she's using Tinder to look for her next great romantic adventure.

In fact, she already has her eye on a certain someone, and is sharing her thirst with her followers.

And the two of them have even matched. 

Take a look as this Teen Mom 2 star embarks on her next quest for love.

1. Briana DeJesus is a total catch

Briana dejesus post surgery
She's a reality star, a dedicated mother, and she's gorgeous.

2. So ... what is her dating life like these days?

Briana dejesus selfie
Let's take a look.

3. Recently, she was infamously entangled with Javi Marroquin

Briana and javi make it official
Javi, of course, is the ex of Briana's co-star, Kailyn Lowry. Fans were wary of Javi's romantic motives.

4. But these two have split

Javi marroquin and briana dejesus
The Javiana chapter of Briana's life is over, and she's made that very clear.

5. Now, Briana is once again single

Briana dejesus photograph
... And ready to mingle.

6. Briana shared her new romantic adventures with fans

Briana dejesus tinder tweet 01
Plenty of wonderful lasting relationships (and fun ones that don't last) have started on dating apps like Tinder. And Briana's already matched with a police officer.
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Kim Kardashian and Kids March for Their Lives: See the Pics!

Posted: 26 Mar 2018 09:33 AM PDT

We don't say this very often.

We typically say the exact opposite, of course.

But here goes, folks...

Kim Kardashian at Some Event

... Kim Kardashian deserves your praise.

The mother of three, who usually makes headlines for talking about her weight or for posing in very little clothing, focused on something other than herself this past weekend.

She and Kanye West attended the March for Our Lives in Washington D.C.

One of hundreds of organized protests around the country in favor of sensible gun control legislation, this March for Our Lives brought hundreds of thousands of people together in support of a worthy cause.

(This is just our opinion, of course. But it's the right one.)

It's actually a cause Kim has spoken out about in the past, as she released a statement just days after the horrific school shooting in Florida last month that read as follows:

We owe it to our children and our teachers to keep them safe while at school. Prayers won't do this: action will.

Congress, please do your job and protect Americans from senseless gun violence.

Kanye West with Daughter

We have no snarky comment to make about that remark.

We can only nod in agreement.

Back in June of 2016, Kardashian also slammed Congress for failing to act on this issue, while she spent time a month later with victims of gun violence.

This is one subject about which Kim uses her platform for good.

Which brings us back to the March for Our Lives.

This is what Kardashian wrote as a caption to the photo above:

What an amazing day yesterday to take my daughter to Washington DC to see our future leaders speak.

Having my daughter march along-side her grandfather and parents was a day I hope she remembers forever.

I know that the younger generation will vote to change these gun laws that so desperately need to be changed.

Hearing these stories yesterday and meeting so many families affected by gun violence was heart breaking and I hope when it comes time to vote we all step up and vote to protect our children.

Kanye Marches

And then there was this message, which Kim attached to the snapshot immediately above:

I'm so happy I got to share this moment with these two. I hope North remembers this forever.

We don't really have anything to even really add here.

We simply salute Kim and Kanye for taking this action with their children.

They weren't alone in doing so, of course.

Other celebrities who took part in Marches around the country included George Clooney, Miley Cyrus, Paul McCartney, Amy Schumer and MANY others.

Kim Kardashian in This Outfit

"Today I met two survivors from the Parkland Florida school shooting, @mia.freeman and @hayleylicata," Tweeted Charlie Puth, for instance, adding:

"The amount of bravery shown today from these girls and everyone in attendance...I have no words. #marchforourlives."

And Camila Cabelo:

"#MarchOfOurLives it's so powerful and emotional....

"looking around at all these kids leading us in a fight against violence, nothing seems more powerful than seeing their innocent faces and their eyes filled with pain, filled with a fear they shouldn't even be thinking about...

"there's no words to describe the outrage we feel today at what's happening in our country, but we have a long way to go.... and the fight continues."

Amen, we say.

Amen to all of this.

Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt: Were They CAUGHT KISSING?!

Posted: 26 Mar 2018 09:06 AM PDT

Ever since the world learned that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have called it quits, fans of the actress have been eagerly awaiting news of Jen reconciling with her most famous ex.

Yes, certain corners of social media are downright obsessed with the idea of Aniston getting back together with Brad Pitt.

Brad and Jen Kissing!

And as you can see, the tabloid media has been giving those folks a lot to get excited about.

The question remains, of course - is there any real basis for these reports, or is this an instance of the press giving the people what they want.

Unfortunately for all you Brad and Jen 'shippers, it looks as though the latter is the case.

According to the new issue of Star magazine, Aniston and Pitt have "secretly rekindled their relationship with a little help from a famous friend."

That friend is reported to be none other than George Clooney, because writing for Star magazine basically just means selling your celebrity fan fiction to a gullible public as actual news.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston... Together!

The magazine contends that Brad and Jen have been "secretly getting together for late-night hookups, and it's all because of George."

A source tells Star that after Jen and Justin called it quits, Clooney "encouraged Brad to reach out and give their relationship another chance."

And apparently, George didn't stop there.

An insider claims Clooney "engineered the exes' first undercover rendezvous on March 3," during a "private pre-Oscar party in Beverly Hills." 

Makes perfect sense.

Jennifer Aniston in a Dress

Obviously, a 54-year-old who heads up a multi-pronged billion-dollar business empire and who recently became a father would have nothing better to do with his time then orchestrate a wacky rom-com caper for his buddy.

So why aren't Brad and Jen shouting the news of their reunion from a rooftop?

Don't worry, Star has that base covered, too. 

"Jen wants to keep the reunion under the radar," a source tells the mag.

"The last thing she wants is even more scrutiny."

We assume they'll continue to keep things under wraps until it becomes evident that Aniston is pregnant with Pitt's baby.

And of course, Star magazine will be the first to report a baby bump sighting.