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CNN Op-Ed Claims the Story of Easter is a #MeToo Moment

Posted: 31 Mar 2018 04:31 PM PDT

Easter MeToo

Easter is almost upon us. Most people are making preparations for their egg hunt or psyching themselves up to celebrate Big Jeezy’s rise from the tomb. Leftists, on the other hand, are using the story of the resurrection to push a radical feminist narrative. I’m not even surprised.

The men refused to listen to her story. She was publicly smeared as a whore. And when she emerged as a celebrated advocate, powerful men tried to silence her because she threatened their status.

Nevertheless she persisted.

The woman we’re talking about, though, is not a leader in the #MeToo movement — the viral campaign raising awareness about sexual assault and harassment against women. She is Mary Magdalene, the first person Jesus appeared to after his resurrection, according to the New Testament, and the first person to preach the good news that he had been raised from the dead.

For billions of Christians around the world, Easter Sunday is a celebration of a risen savior. Yet what happened to Mary Magdalene shows that Easter can also be seen as something else — a #MeToo moment, some pastors and biblical scholars say.

So, what this CNN dunce is saying is the Bible is one big feminist treatise. The likes of which trump every septum-pierced feminist warthog rant in existence. Makes sense, right?

I’m sure Jesus, like every other decent person in the history of ever, frowned upon sexual assault. However, I’ve yet to ever see a passage where he complains about women making 77 cents to a man’s dollar. Or marches in the streets for “reproductive rights.” Or attends a period blood art class.

I’m not going to pretend to be an expert on the Bible but, I’m fairly certain the Good Book frowns upon killing babies, stealing other people’s money, and shirking all human decency. If those things are your bag, I doubt the Gospels are the books for you.

Leftists are constantly trying to appropriate history and religion to suit their own selfish needs. A quick read through the Gospels quickly proves their claims to be bullhickey. Nevertheless, they continue asserting Jesus was a gay, trans, black, feminist commie.

About that:

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Recording Captures Middle School Teacher’s Anti-Trump Rant

Posted: 31 Mar 2018 12:56 PM PDT

It’s no surprise how modern education is a world-class dumpster fire. Actual education is taking a backseat to loopy leftist brainwashing. Student aren’t taught how to think, they’re taught what to think. Mostly about subjects having nothing to do with the humanities or sciences.

Take this case, for example. A middle school teacher went on a rant about the evils of Trump, America, and the melanin-deficient. Luckily a clever student recorded the rant.

On “Fox & Friends,” Abby Huntsman interviewed a Georgia middle school student who captured audio of her teacher ripping President Donald Trump and his “Make America Great Again” slogan.

Josie Orihuela of Hampton Middle School near Atlanta began recording on her phone when sixth-grade teacher Johnetta Benton began reaming out the president.

“When my president says let’s Make America Great Again, when was he talking about?” Benton is heard asking, and later adding that Trump must mean when “[America] was great for Europeans.”

“Because,” Benton continues, “when it comes to minorities, America has never been great for minorities.”

Well, if you were wondering how “Change My Mind” contestants get to be that stupid, look no further than this recording.

Pam Beesly Yup

It would seem this teacher is making her play for indoctrinator teacher of the year with this rant. I was waiting for her to describe math and proper English as fronts  for white supremacy. Alas, she chose to devote her entire rant to how “awful” America is and the many evils of those pale-faced honkies.

Things like this teacher’s unhinged rant are why our education system is in the toilet. “Educators,” if that’s what you’d call them, are focusing on everything but reading, math, or science. They’re brainwashing the kiddos with their cultural Marxist claptrap. Meanwhile, test scores are falling like Michael Moore through a rotten floor that can’t support his surplus of pudge.

The left’s only goal in education is for the younglings to come out of school as mind-numbingly stupid as their teachers.

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Convicted Mass-Murderer Released Early From Prison

Posted: 31 Mar 2018 10:52 AM PDT

Mass Murderer Freed

If you talk to a leftist, they’ll tell you we’re in the midst of an “epidemic” of mass-murderers Which is really just a thinly-veiled excuse for them to grab your boomsticks. Meanwhile, despite this “epidemic,” leftist types just released a convicted mass-murderer back onto the streets.

The fiend behind one of the most infamous mass shootings in city history — the "Palm Sunday Massacre" that left eight children and two young moms dead in Brooklyn in 1984 — has been quietly released from an upstate prison.

Christopher Thomas slaughtered the innocents in an East New York apartment on a rainy Palm Sunday — the blood-soaked culmination of a beef with the home's owner, convicted cocaine dealer Enrique ­Bermudez.

Thomas had been sentenced in 1985 to 25 to 50 years behind bars after being convicted of manslaughter. He dodged a murder rap because it was determined that his heavy cocaine use contributed to his actions.

Kevin Malone Kidding Me

This is a guy who butchered not one, not two, but eight miniature people. Not to mention the two women. Most people would argue a murderous asshat like that belongs dangling from a rope. Not on the streets.

Leftists, on the other hand, consider “I was coked out of my mind” a valid excuse for being a mass-murdering psychopath. So, not only do they set him free, they set him free early.

Leftists put a lot of focus into slamming the NRA and “556mm-caliber assault cannons.” Meanwhile, they let mass-murdering douchelords and potential mass-murdering douchelords roam the streets freely. Because “the American justice system is a fascist, racist, sexist extension of white cis-hetero patriarchal dominance.”

This mass-murderer “epidemic” the left believes we’re having has nothing to do with gats. On the other hand, it has everything to do with the left creating an almost consequence-free judicial system. Where’s Charlie Bronson when you need him?

Speaking of him:

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FLASHBACK: Ronald Reagan Gives Speech on Gun Rights After Being Shot

Posted: 31 Mar 2018 08:33 AM PDT

The accepted media narrative is that you can’t question someone’s opinions on gun control if they’ve had a bullet fly in their direction. Unless their name is Kyle Kashuv. Or Steve Scalise. Probably Ronald Reagan as well who, two years after an assassination attempt, addressed the NRA in 1983.

It's a nasty truth, but those who seek to inflict harm are not fazed by gun control laws. I happen to know this from personal experience.

[The NRA lives] by Lincoln's words: 'Important principles may and must be inflexible.' … The NRA believes that America's laws were made to be obeyed, and that our constitutional liberties are just as important today as 200 years ago.

And, by the way, the Constitution does not say that government shall decree the right to keep and bear arms. The Constitution says 'the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.’

Well put. All the beers to the Gipper.

shaun of the dead cheers

Now, before you leftists light up the comments section, we’re well-aware Reagan’s post-presidency wasn’t perfect when it came to gun rights. We know he supported the Brady Bill and signed a letter supporting an “assault weapons” ban. That doesn’t make this speech any less powerful.

Leftists are fond of mocking Ronnie Ray-gun having Alzheimer’s, calling him a senile old fart who didn’t know what he was doing. Yet, they’re perfectly content to accept Ron’s late-life switch on boomsticks as gospel. Pick a narrative and stick with it. Now, back to the speech.

The left probably thinks it’s crazy to double-down on gun rights after being shot. Except being shot is a stark reminder of the very real threat of, you’ve got it, being shot. For some people, knowing firsthand there’s loons out there waiting to pop a cap in your hindparts only makes them want a gun more. Common sense dictates having the ability to return fire beats crossing your fingers and hoping the gunman is a piss-poor shot.

Sure, Reagan didn’t have the best track record on gat rights. Nobody’s perfect. However, one thing Ronald did understand was the true purpose and importance of the Second Amendment. For that, we salute him.

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Jim Mattis Upon Meeting John Bolton: I Wanted to Meet the Devil

Posted: 31 Mar 2018 06:22 AM PDT

General Jim Mattis is easily Donald’s Trump best hire. It’s not even up for debate (see General James Mattis Delivers ISIS a Personal Message of Destruction… and Mad Dog Mattis Praises Sailors for not Being 'Pu**ies on the Sidelines.' Yes, Really). Even NeverTrumpers will admit Mattis is the only thing Trump has done that they don’t hate.

Mattis can kill you eight ways before you hit the ground. Apparently, he’s got jokes too. Take a look at his icebreaker upon meeting John Bolton:

“I heard you’re actually the devil incarnate and I wanted to meet you,” Mattis said in an off-microphone exchange that was captured upon Bolton’s arrival at the Pentagon.

Bolton laughed and the two men entered the building.

Speaking publicly for the first time about the move to name Bolton, Mattis said Tuesday that he looked forward to working with the former UN ambassador and that he hoped the two men held “different world views” to avoid “group think.”

“I’ll tell you right up front, it’s going to be a partnership, we are going to go forward,” Mattis told reporters at the Pentagon.

A grizzled badass warrior monk and a world-class teller of jokes. Is there anything the Mad Dog can’t do?

frank reynolds nope

Naturally, leftists are in a tizzy over the comical exchange.

Well, they obviously don’t speak sarcasm. The Mad Dog isn’t a crypto-Satanist with a pentagram tattoo on his chest. He’s mocking Bolton’s detractors who call him the spawn of Lucifer.

Mattis and Bolton have to work together. They’re going to disagree with one another on certain matters. Something Mattis himself points out and hopes will happen. Which makes forging a friendship all the more important.

Leftists would realize that if they’d remove the three-foot sticks from their rectums and develop a sense of humor. Instead of squealing “the end is near” like a crazy-person with a picket sign on the street corner.

Speaking of evil, I’m sure there is at least one thing Bolton and Mattis agree on…

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