- North Korea is Suspending its Nuclear Missile Testing
- YES! Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel to Get Vote of No Confidence
- #317 ‘TOXIC MASCULINITY’ DEBUNKED! Dennis Prager and Gavin McInnes Guest
- Student Says Men Can Be Victims of Sexual Harassment Too. Professor LOSES HIS MIND!
- BREAKING: Smallville Star Allison Mack Arrested for Her Role in a Sex Cult
- Venezuela’s Gun Control Leads to Rising Homicide Rate
- Amy Schumer Appears on ‘The View.’ Demands Stricter Gun Control
- Students Walk Out for ‘Gun Control’ March. For the Entire Day. On a Friday.
- Democrats File Lawsuit Against Trump Campaign, Russia for ‘Rigging the 2016 Election’
- In the UK, Woman Guilty of Racism for Posting Rap Lyrics
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 05:10 PM PDT
Smart move, Kimmy. Not bad.
Past administrations, including the “great” Obama, tried diplomacy and appeasement when dealing with the Kims. Which accomplished jack squat. Trump, on the other hand, threatened to “fire and fury” little Kim’s rear end out of existence if he didn’t chill out. Now, not even a year later, NoKo is backing off and may finally be coming to their senses. Hardly a coincidence.
If Trump manages to broker some peace between us and the beachball-shaped runt, leftists’ heads are going to explode. It will be glorious. Big-eared Barry with his Nobel Peace Prize never came anywhere near as close as the Donald to settling this beef.
I won’t speak too soon. We all know these talks could fall apart. I don’t think any of us expect lil’ Kim to go from homicidal maniac to a real mensch overnight. The one thing for sure though is we’re closer to peace with North Korea than we’ve been in a very long time.
Bets are on as to when the left goes back to hating North Korea. My money’s on before the end of this sentence.
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 04:46 PM PDT
Here’s a little justice served with a delicious side of karma. Both of which were a long time coming for Sheriff Scott Israel, the now infamous bastard who blamed his failings to prevent the Parkland shooting on the NRA. Kind of ballsy considering the myriad of screwups besmirching his county’s record.
From The Daily Caller:
Well isn’t that a kick-you-in-the teeth crying shame? I’m driving to Costco right now for a pallet of tissues. You need any?
Actions have consequences. No one can escape justice, not even a blistering pustule on America’s backside like Sheriff Israel. Even human hemorrhoids like him eventually get lanced.
The sheriff likely believed he was going to get away with smearing the NRA for all he said it was. Hubris, really. Assuming support from the leftist media and the cast of High School Musical: Play that Hateful Music Hoggy Hoggerson, would have his back. That they’re united energy, surrounding him like some kind of mythical Captain Planet beams of anti-gun rainbows, would spare him.
Instead, his list of failings, longer than the list of current TV reboots (please stop it), flapped in the national news breeze like Tess Holliday’s recycled panties. Now doubling as a life raft. Fleet. For the Navy.
Here are just some of Isreael’s screw-ups:
I’m not sorry Sheriff Israel is having his comeuppance served hot and spicy. Couldn’t happen to a finer fellow.
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 02:45 PM PDT
Talking all things David Hogg's upcoming book, Amy Schumer's new movie, cat rapist, Spiderman pedophiles, Time's 100 list, and more. We'll also be debunking the idea of "toxic masculinity" and ruining Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Dennis Prager and Gavin McInnes stop by for the usual shenanigans.
Get caught up on this week’s top news:
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 02:26 PM PDT
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: college is the pittiest of pits (read Dear High School Students: Don’t Go to College. No Seriously…). The reasons outnumber the tubes of cellulite cream lying in Amy Schumer’s medicine cabinet. While college used to be a place you go to expand your mind, now it’s a place where practicers of wrongthink are punished. This week brings us yet another example.
The lad in the video below was disagreeing with his liberal professor. Big mistake.
Now, the whole ordeal isn’t in the video. But if the student’s account is true, this all stems from him insisting men can be sexually harassed as well. Considering the meltdowns we’ve seen in Change My Mind segments on campus, I’ll take his word for it.
A student presenting an opposing argument to a professor should be standard practice. Instead, the old crone goes and throws a temper tantrum. This is liberal privilege on display. Thou shalt not disagree with feminism, lest ye be publicly shamed. Possibly flogged. Hey, this guy is tenured so why not go the whole nine yards. Dismantling the patriarchy one punished apostate at a time.
And here I thought debate thrived on campus.
Such attitudes betray the left. They’re indicative of an underlying insecurity: their arguments cannot withstand the test of discourse. As we’ve seen so many times when Ben Shapiro sinks his fangs into them.
It may sound facetious when one says college is a den of leftist indoctrination. Instances like this prove the sentiment though. It appears many progressives are uninterested in civil debate, especially the ones who help shape the minds of upcoming generations.
Think their thoughts or suffer the consequences!
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 01:19 PM PDT
Allison Mack, most famous for playing Clark Kent’s friend in “Smallville,” has kicked type-casting in the ass. She successfully divorced herself from that “squeaky clean” image actors are supposedly terrified of, with her dalliances in a freaky-deaky sex cult. For which she has now been arrested.
The details from Page Six:
Can’t dock her points for being loyal to her strapping master. For those of you wondering, seems Mack played the submissive to Raniere’s dominant. Then Mack got to dominate a few lost babes herself. Making mommy proud, I’m sure. Who doesn’t want their daughter growing up to lead her own harem of desperate women? I’m adding that to my LinkedIn.
We first reported the Allison Mack is a kinky dominatrix in November of last year. Read Allison Mack of 'Smallville' Fame Allegedly a Ranking Member of Sex Cult Nxivm. The sex cult has some weird rules, like being fed tape worms to stay twig thing, and regular beatings on the hindquarters if texts aren’t answered on mistress’s timeline. I hear NotGayJared must follow similar rules in studio.
People are going to send me their hate tweets anyway, so might as well go all in. How long before Nxivm-like cults get excused as just “sexual exploration” and “trying to find yourself”? Look, I hate having to even think about mainstreaming a sex cult of weird tattoos and regular beatings. But I also didn’t think I’d have to say “girl bathrooms are for girls, boy bathrooms are for boys.” We’re living in times even The Onion cannot compete against.
And no, that’s not me saying Allison Mack having a harem of sex slaves is the same as Tommy wanting to be Tammy. I’m comparing only that what we used to think would never happen is happening. Calm down.
If anything, maybe Allison can sell her story to Starz for a limited series. Call it “Secret Diaries of a Sex Queen.” Or “Paddle Me Harder, Mistress.” If not “Slice Me Baby One More Time.”
I’m stopping now, I promise.
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 12:39 PM PDT
Not too long ago, Venezuela stripped law-abiding citizens of their guns and instead armed the socialist regime. We wrote about it here. We also predicted it was going to be more deadly than sitting next to Chris Christie after a meal from Taco Bell. Well, we were right.
Behold, Venezuela’s gun control “success:”
Here’s some context for you. Venezuela’s “Control of Arms, Munitions and Disarmament Law” went into effect in 2013. As The Hill points out, it faced quite a bit of democratic opposition. That didn’t stop it though, because communism. Dictators eat opposition for breakfast. They wake to the soft chirping of firing squads crushing protesters. Music to their ears.
Venezuela’s gun bill passed in 2013. As we mentioned above, once civilians were gunless, the government armed their buddies in the socialist regime. Now we’re here.
To put this in perspective, the Venezuelan capital’s homicide rate is 122 per 100,000 inhabitants (according to The Hill). The rest of the globe’s average homicide rate? 6. America’s average: 4.
So you could say Venezuela has a bit of a gun problem. More specifically, a society which loves using guns to kill the heck out of each other problem. The part worth noting is how gun control not only failed to fix the murdery problem but made it worse. Now citizens are defenseless against predators. Of which the country has many (see Thanks Gun Control! Helpless Venezuelan SHOT by Socialist Militia).
These are scenarios the left and their Parkland child minions might want to familiarize themselves with. Considering their flaming crush on gun control.
Venezuela is an amalgamation of all things leftism: socialism, gun control, government parenting. Heed this lesson, America.
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 12:10 PM PDT
Prepare yourself for copious amounts of ignorant anti-gun cringe. Amy Schumer appeared on The View and used some of her time to lecture us plebes on the awfulness of boomsticks. It’s every bit as idiotic as you would expect.
Oh look, the person who tells cringeworthy “jokes” about her hoo-hah for a living fancies herself an expert on all things boomstick.
Lemme clear things up for Amy, as she’s obviously a ballistically illiterate ignoramus.
First of all, straight jacket wearers and domestic abusers already can’t get guns. Had Schumer ever filled out a 4473, she’d see those provisions on the form. As for the terrorist watchlist, there’s no due process to make the list. If somebody misinterprets my profanity-laced anti-government ramblings on Tax Day and reports me to the constabulary, the po-po can jack my pieces without a trial. So yeah, I can see why gun owners would be skeptical about that proposal.
Then, there’s the bit about some NRA members who support more “sensible” gun laws. Sure, because people tend to join organizations with whom they completely disagree. That, my lass, makes about as much sense as your box-office returns being higher than $37.
I’m drawing a blank as to the “change” the Parkland kids have made. They’ve gone on months-long profanity-laced rants about gun owners being “child murderers” and they’ve been using their dead peers as an excuse to ditch class. Yet, according to Schumer and Joy Behar, they’ve moved mountains.
As for Amy saying she’s “not coming for our guns,” we’ve heard that one before. “We don’t want to take your guns. We just want your assault cannons. Your 30-magazine clips. Also, bump stocks. Not to mention anything that’s fully-semi-automatic, by the way.”
Actually, leftists do want to take our guns. They’ve said just as much. In the past month alone, there’ve been public references to “taking us for a mile.” Outright calls for repealing the Second Amendment. Either because it’s “outdated” or it’s rooted in “white supremacy.” Though, the second we call leftists out on their anti-gunnery, they tell us we’re paranoid. Like a survivalist who believes Bigfoot perpetrated 9/11. Has a stockpile of Reynolds Wrap in his underground fallout shelter made of school buses. Spends his days in a lawn chair, eating Cheetos and spying on Area 51.
Maybe Schumer should stick to what she does best. Being an unfunny hag. On the subject of the hand-cannons, she obviously doesn’t have a clue.
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 10:55 AM PDT
Today on #NationalSchoolWalkout a smattering of teeny-boppers are leaving their desks behind to “march” against guns. Today also happens to be 4/20, what is commonly known as “Gimme all the Pop Tarts day,” in commemoration of how marijuana turns its most devoted adherents into paranoid rage machines looking to stir trouble in comment sections across the net. Okay, maybe not commonly known, I just made it up. It’s also a gorgeous Friday in many parts of the country. So serious are these students to march against guns — on Columbine’s 19th anniversary — these determined youngsters are taking the ENTIRE day to make a point about gun control. Watch this, see if you can spot the obvious:
From ABC News:
Let’s do some math. 2018 – 1999 =19 years ago. Meaning none of the students walking today were even in the blastula stage of cellular development, taking up a pinprick of space in their mommy’s womb. Possible some of their parents hadn’t even made eyes at each other across an awkward date. No matter, these students are marching! They’re marching against guns! We must DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
What about ending the gun free zones? That seems like a possible idea, no? Any takers?
Referring to the “March for Our Lives” last month, ABC notes:
Not to date myself, but I was in high school when Columbine happened 19 years ago. Granted I was one of the goody-goody students who wouldn’t ditch class for any reason, understanding my educational career mattered for my future. But I can promise you many other students would use this march “against guns” as an excuse to ditch class for the entire day. And I can tell you which students would do it: not the ones who cared the most about “gun violence” but the students who cared the most about ditching class on a Friday. The same students who might also skip over to a 4/20 rally for some “enlightenment” about the sacred plant. If Girl Scouts haven’t stationed themselves with boxes of cookies nearby these 4/20 rallies, capitalism is a failure.
Am I suggesting all the students ditching class to “march” are uncaring, lazy, apathetic slackers? Maybe 90 percent. I’ve even heard from my bro Crowder that many of the National Walkouts he’s been to are practically empty. So even the allure to maybe ditch class for a bit isn’t working out.
Maybe ditching class to “march” against a protected American right is a futile effort, and maybe a lot of kids not paraded around by leftist media understand that. Not all teenagers are condom-snorting, Tide pod-eating dummies.
Also, for the last time, nothing is “different” this time around when it comes to school shootings. We do this every time there’s a shooting. “This time it’s different!” No. History repeats itself like a pot-smoker says he or she needs the pot for medicinal reasons (wink).
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 09:36 AM PDT
It’s becoming more and more clear Bob Mueller’s investigation is a bust. So far, the only dirt on Trump he has is a washed-up porn star who played bury the salami with him once upon a time. Which might be a grand slam if Mueller were running the National Enquirer. An official investigation, not so much.
As such, it’s important for the left to keep their impeachment hopes this “scandal” alive. Enter the DNC, who chose to file a lawsuit:
Yet another attempt by the left to keep their fantasy of a victory in 2016 alive. Allegedly.
Grieving a loss is hard, I get it. But at some point, we need the DNC to move past the denial and anger stages of the grief process. Whatever gets us to the “acceptance” part quickest, let’s do that. Maybe we can offer them a Starbucks coffee.
There are plenty of reasons the Democrats lost, none of which have to do with the Trumpinator. Namely, craptastic policies and a she-beast candidate who was conjured up by a goddess-worshipping cult in league with Lucifer. Or so an anonymous source tells us.
Maybe the Democrats should focus on being a better party. You know, instead of whining and suing the winning party over a year later because they can’t cope with reality. I’ve yet to meet a person who sees sore loserdom as a positive quality. If the Dems would stop being the party of suck, they’d have more options to beat Trump than “file a lawsuit without any evidence whatsoever.”
I’d tell the left to get over this bullhickey, but who am I kidding. This Russia narrative is never-ending:
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 09:04 AM PDT
I just finished hearing our Editor-at-Large say she thought dogs have more rights in the UK than people. She’s not that far off (see UK: Man Defends Himself from Burglars, Killing One. Gets Arrested for Murder. and UK Judge Won't Allow Parents to Try to Save Alfie Evans). Seems to post rap lyrics on your Instagram account can get you in trouble with the local authorities. If someone thinks it’s racist.
I Googled it, and Snap Dogg is not a typo. Just an unoriginal rapper who is trying to bite off of the Snoop D-O-Double-Gizzle’s flow.
To recap. She posted song lyrics in tribute to a friend who died. Some rando on social media didn’t like the lyrics. Narced on her. So now she has to do community service. And pay the government money. Over song lyrics. Mind you, rappers themselves perform in the UK all the time. Presumably, Snap Dogg does too.
But post one of his lyrics, and you’re the problematic one.
The content of the posting doesn’t matter. In this case, it was rap lyrics. Last month, Count Dankula was busted for a joke with a pug. Tomorrow it could be sharing a recipe on Twitter which calls for extra gluten. Causing all the gluten intolerant to dive under their tables to nibble on raw kale. In the UK, it sure seems like the offended have more rights than anyone else. Because all one needs to be arrested, charged, fined, whatever is to “offend someone.” That’s the problem with “hate speech” laws or having any laws written to protect the offended. What is or is not offensive to one person isn’t to the other. It’s a moving target.
The best solution is to tell people to shut their yaps about “I’m offended.” Watch: Ricky Gervais Nails PC Culture: "Just Because You're Offended Doesn't Mean You're Right!"
This is why we broke up with you, Britain. Debates over personal freedom versus some tosser getting their knickers in a twist over an Instagram post. It’s not us. It’s you.
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