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Tim Kennedy Makes a Solid Defense of the Second Amendment

Posted: 21 Apr 2018 04:34 PM PDT


There’s been a lot of hubbub over gun control and the Second Amendment lately. Lots of chinless runts demanding we fork over our gats or face the consequences You know, because the right to bear arms is racist and for muskets only.

Then, there’s Tim Kennedy, who decided to bitchslap said gun-grabbers with a civics/history combo:

Ask Hitler, Castro, Mao Tse-Tung, Stalin, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, or the countless others… if gun control worked for them. Our forefathers did not have a glimpse into the future to know that the Second Amendment would have to protect the weapons we have today. But, they did know governments will always be overreaching. They wrote that beautiful Constitution with the intent of limiting that power. We don't need guns for hunting, we need them for freedom. Until you have been in a tyrannical, socialist, or anarchist country where violence and genocide can become the norm, you can't understand why we need guns.

Yeah! Tim gets it!

As Tim says, even though boomsticks are mighty handy when dispatching Whitetails, hunting isn’t the reason for the glorious Second. It’s all about the balance of power. With the Second Amendment, our government has to think twice before trying to get their tyranny on. Without it, we’re defenseless should Bernie Sanders enslave us with his socialist sorcery.

The fact is leftists’ arguments about the Second Amendment don’t line up with history. They want us to believe it’s out-of-date and in need of “reinterpreting.” All thanks to the advent of the super scary full-semi-automatic black assault cannons with the 3,000-bullet drum clips. Except, technological advancements are irrelevant.

We get to maintain armaments, no matter how they might evolve. End of story.


Publishers Try Reinventing Masculinity With New ‘Heroes’ in Children’s Books

Posted: 21 Apr 2018 02:58 PM PDT


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If you’re in need of a good laugh, don’t fret. I’ve got just the tale for you. It seems book publishers want to “recalibrate” what it means to be a man. So, they’re tossing out traditional male heroes and replacing them. You’re gonna love this:

Publishers are moving away from ‘macho’ heroes in non-fiction books for boys and moving towards an ‘alternative type of hero’ who to those who ‘checks their privilege’.

Well, this is already off to a great start. According to these “progressive” publishers, masculine excellence requires you to have disdain for masculinity. Good to know.

The publishers aim to move away from the ‘stereotypical idea of masculinity’ and action-men style heroes such as Prince Charming and will instead focus on stories of real-life heroes such as Usain Bolt and James Harrison, a blood donor whose rare plasma has saved millions of lives over 50 years.

The first book is called ‘Stories for Boys Who Dare to Be Different’ by Ben Brooks, and will feature stories from 100 men such as Bill Gates, Salvador Dali, Benjamin Zephaniah and Stormzy. Eighties icon George Michael also features in ‘Boys who Dared to Be Different’

Yeah, George Michael is now an icon of masculinity.




Debbie Foy, the publishing director at Wren & Rook, who are publishing The Good Guys said that ‘boys and girls need good male role models.’
She added: ‘Being male doesn’t have to involve being a petulant man-baby or a sword-wielding superhero,’

“Forget about all those chest-beating cro-magnons of yore. Neil Armstrong was a crybaby who whined his way to the moon. Kyle Carpenter jumped on a grenade to save his friends. Big deal. George Michael sang ‘Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.’ He changed the world.”

Of all the men who’ve done amazing things throughout history, George Michael was one of the few examples they could conjure.

I’ll grant you, heroes come in all sorts of different wrappers, but this seems more like a shot at programming little guys to forsake their masculine ways. What with all the “checking their privilege” and such. Their lesson is rejecting manliness is the manliest thing a boy can do.

Yeah, I think they can keep their lessons. Some of us like the old-fashioned way.

Speaking of that:


Leftist Celebs Create ‘NoRA’ Organization to Take Down the NRA

Posted: 21 Apr 2018 12:26 PM PDT


Here’s a doozy for you. A pack of left-wing Hollywood types are triggered beyond belief at the thought of people having the right of self-preservation. So they’re forming an organization to take down the “evil, bad no-good” NRA, once and for all. I give you the “NoRA.”

Try to read this a little at a time, in order to minimize your risk of dying from laughter:

A group of Hollywood stars — including Alec Baldwin, Julianne Moore, Debra Messing, Jimmy Kimmel, Michael Moore and Amy Schumer — is banding together to take on the National Rifle Association (NRA).

The performers and other public figures, including Parkland, Fla., shooting survivor David Hogg, released an open letter on Friday to announce the launch of the NoRA initiative, short for No Rifle Association.

The campaign, according to organizers, is a "non-partisan coalition of activists, artists, celebrities, writers, gun violence survivors, and policy experts."

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Yeah, every single celeb on that list is a well-known leftist buttmunch. Alec Baldwin, whose primary job right now is trashing Trump on SNL. Cryin’ Jimmy Kimmel, who can’t go one episode without whining about those mean Republicans. Michael Moore, the Zeppelin-shaped asshat in a ball cap who strives to bring socialism to America. In between cleaning out buffets. Doesn’t sound very partisan to me.

"We're going to shine a bright light on what you and your organization do to America. We're going to make sure the whole world sees your bloody hands," the letter says.

"We're coming for your money. We're coming for your puppets," it says. "And we're going to win."

According to NoRA's website, the group intends to head to the NRA's annual meeting next month.

"We're going to show up at the NRA convention in Dallas and make them wish they stayed home," the website says. "We might just sue the pants off the NRA."

I can picture the lawsuit now. “We like think they should like go to jail and stuff. Because they like really really like the Constitution, that’s just like…wrong man. Kids are totally dying because of the NRA and their pro-Constitution BS. I was in Glengarry Glen Ross, so I know what I’m talking about, guys.”

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The upside to this stupidity is these celebs are only helping the NRA. #MarchForLife tried this schtick already. Didn’t work out so well. These celebs would have much better luck putting a damper on gun sales if they’d keep their traps shut and stick to playing pretend.

You know, with the threatening letters talking about “coming for” pro-Second Amendment groups, it’s a real mystery as to why someone might feel the need to pack heat. Nevertheless, thank you NoRA for renewing the NRA’s purpose and encouraging steady membership for years to come. They couldn’t have done it without you.

Kyle Kashuv Celebrates #NationalSchoolWalkout at the Gun Range

Posted: 21 Apr 2018 08:58 AM PDT

Yesterday was the  #NationalSchoolWalkout. Where totally seriously kids were supposed to walk out of school because they are totally serious about gun control. Totes! I’m sure it was just happenstance this event coincided with 4/20.

REPORTER: So what are you trying to say about common sense gun control?

STUDENT #7: (rips a hit off of a bong) What would chairs look like if our butt was on the other side?

Then there’s Kyle Kashuv (see Kyle Kashuv Ends David Hogg's New "Boycott" Before It Begins and Kyle Kashuv Counters Every Anti-Gun David Hogg Comment). Kyle decided to make the day about learning gun safety. Also, about shooting guns. Because busting caps is the bee’s knees.

Aaaand all across the land, gun-grabbers were triggered beyond belief.


Um, handguns are responsible for the vast majority of firearm deaths, not scary black assault launchers with 30-bullet spring clips. Just saying.

Kyle left any f***s he had to give on the floor with a lot of expelled rounds.

Well done, young Kyle. Well done.

As for the protesters and the “protests,” themselves?

Suddenly, this school walkout business doesn’t sound all that much like a legitimate grassroots movement. It’s more like a combo of opportunistic students trying to get the day off and leftist gun-grabbers trying to grandstand with said opportunistic kiddos. I don’t doubt some of the kids are haters of boomsticks. Though I’m starting to think their fervor for jacking everyone’s gats is a tad exaggerated.

Kyle is a real mensch for standing up to his anti-gun peers. He also appears to be a world-class troll with his pro-gun response to the walkouts. For that, we must give him all the props. Somebody buy this kid all the root beers.


A Discussion on Free Speech Between Jordan Peterson and Bill Maher

Posted: 21 Apr 2018 06:59 AM PDT

Jordan Peterson appearing on Real Time with Bill Maher didn’t disappoint. Say what you will about Maher’s shortcomings. He’s pretty solid when it comes to free speech (see Bill Maher: You're Not Woke, You're Just a Douchebag and Bill Maher Blasts Fragile Millennials Over Their #MeToo Extremism). Peterson, of course, is our life coach.


BILL MAHER: I would always be asked, “What is your definition of political correctness?” And I would always say it’s the elevation of sensitivity over truth. Which seems like what it still is. Except it’s worse than ever.

JORDAN PETERSON: It’s more like the moral posturing of sensitivity over truth. It’s even worse.

Then, they went on to discuss comedians being unwelcome at college campuses. A topic we at LwC are familiar with ourselves.

I call these people “emotional hemophiliacs.” It’s like the least little thing will make them start to “bleed.” There answer isn’t to not to go into a room full of sharp objects. Their answer is to make all of us wear bubble wrap. So that nothing we do gives them a moment of discomfort.

Both Maher and Dr. Peterson understand the importance of unregulated piehole utterances. Our ability to speak freely doesn’t end because oversensitive lefties with their purple armpit hair and “service animals” might take offense. Seeing as the left is offended by everything, policing hate speech might as well be banning words entirely.

The fight over free speech will be raging like a chronic case of the Herp for years to come. Who knows who will come out on top. One reassuring thing is how people who line up on both the left and right can come together to rail against politically correct douchery. There’s still hope.