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Bill De Blasio Claims the ‘Wrong People’ Have Too Much Money

Posted: 13 Jan 2019 11:42 PM PST

We’ve long been suspecting New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio of being a full-blown commie douche-a-saurus. If his stance against property rights wasn’t enough, this ought to convince you.

De Blasio met up with Jake Tapper for some conversation. He went on to openly proclaim he wants to rob the “wrong people” of their hard-earned greenbacks.

Listen for yourself:

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio defended his plan to provide health care to all New Yorkers — including illegal immigrants — on CNN's "State of the Union" with Jake Tapper. He stopped short of explaining exactly how he planned to offset the cost, saying only that the "wrong people" had all the money and he planned to correct that.

"Who decides whose hands are the right hands and whose hands are the wrong hands?" Tapper asked.

"When I say there's plenty of money in this country, it's just in the wrong hands, it means to say we need policies that give back to working people. Like guaranteeing health care for all," de Blasio explained.

Commie status: confirmed.

Jakey boy was right to ask that question. Who’s the one who decides how much money goes in each wallet? The answer couldn’t be more clear. The state. You know, they have a term for a system where the government controls and distributes resources as they see fit. I’ll give you a hint. It rhymes with “shrommunism.”

These lefties aren’t even hiding their Stalin-like ways anymore. There once was a time when they had to keep their douchey, thieving ways under the radar. Alas, those days are long past.

Socialism is a giant suckfest. There’s no other way to put it. You might think you’re safe because the “wrong people” are the ones at the top of the ladder. Except the commies’ insatiable lust for other people’s money will eventually cross paths with your billfold.

It’s pure evil:


Bill Maher Billboard ‘Modified’ by Conservative Pranksters

Posted: 13 Jan 2019 10:49 PM PST

I don’t know about you, but I loves me a good prank. Any time we can stick it to the lefties while also bringing the chuckles is time well spent. Take this latest act of shenanigans for instance. Some glorious pranksters worked their magic on a Bill Maher billboard.

They gave him a complete NPC makeover:

Bill Maher on Sunday was attacked on a giant billboard that accuses him of not being “real” or “politically incorrect,” but a liberal apparatchik of prevailing wisdom ahead of the return of his HBO show, Real Time, on Friday.

The billboard, at the corner of La Cienega Boulevard and Holloway Drive in West Hollywood, is the work of a group of conservative street artists known as The Faction, who previously peppered the Hollywood Walk of Fame with dozens of faux Donald Trump stars to make up for the real one that the president’s detractors have destroyed on multiple occasions.

Maher is the former host of Politically Incorrect and currently hosts Real Time With Bill Maher. The billboard features his cartoonish image, the name of his show and the tagline: “The Whole Narrative and Nothing But.”

Get ready for it. Here it comes…

Gimme just a second.

Now, to be honest, Billiam isn’t exactly an NPC across the board. The guy is a pretty staunch supporter of the First Amendment. He’s also been known to surprise us from time to time on other issues. Though, when it comes to boomsticks and our wallets, he’s as NPC-ish as they come.

I highly doubt Billy Boy is gonna get his feathers ruffled over this chuckle-inducing act of tomfoolery. Still, it’s always funny when a lefty douchemeister gets taken down a peg or two. Bravo to you magnificent rascals who did this Maher billboard stunt. For this, we salute you.

Speaking of pranks:


Michael Ian Black: It’s Cheaper to Abort Babies Than to Let Them Live

Posted: 13 Jan 2019 06:42 PM PST

Michael Ian Black

I’ve heard some bad excuses in favor of abortion before, but this one has to be the douchiest of them all. The comedian Michael Ian Black, if that’s what you’d call him, thinks babies being born is a drag on the economy. So, it just makes more fiscal sense to Shop-Vac their tiny brains out and save ourselves from the hassle of taking care of them.

See for yourself:

Needless to say, quite a few people aren’t all too crazy for Michael Ian’s dickery. Nevertheless, he persisted. By making sure everyone knows this is not personal. It’s strictly business.


Sure, babies are people and all, but they’re just so darn expensive. Better to just dismember them in the womb and save ourselves a few bucks. Keep in mind, this is a member of the “compassionate” left speaking. You and I are a bunch of heartless turdlets for daring to think infanticide is not the bee’s knees.

At first glance, you’d never assume this is an actual argument coming from an actual person in (insert current year here). Not a Third Reich douchenugget with a grudge against yarmulkes. Alas, this is the sort of thing which passes for leftist “thought” these days.

To a lefty like Michael Ian Black, people-folk are nothing but numbers on a spreadsheet. Cogs in a machine. Here to be milked for greenbacks then promptly disposed of as soon as we outlive our use. Not the most pleasant thought.

No matter how the left tries slicing it, nothing is going to sway us on baby-killing. Even if we could completely eliminate the deficit and the debt by de-braining infants. Murder is murder, no matter how much fiscal sense it might make.


CBS News Under Fire From Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Over Lack of Diversity

Posted: 13 Jan 2019 08:05 AM PST

CBS News

Typical of a narcissistic millennial lefty, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can’t go a single day without vying for attention. Seemingly desperate to alienate herself from every person on this rock, she’s going after CBS News. For not having enough ethnic minorities on their reporting staff.

Check it out:

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y) criticized CBS News Saturday night for what she considered lack of diversity in its team of reporters covering the upcoming 2020 presidential election.

Her tweet was in response to another post shared by an associate producer at CBS News, Ben Mitchell, who shared a tweet showing the news agency's 2020 election team of reporters and associate producers.

"It’s Official: The @CBSNews 2020 Election Team has assembled!" Mitchell said in the tweet, which also featured a photo of the 12-person team of media professionals.

Here’s the tweets:

Unsurprisingly, not everyone in the media took too kindly to Allegra Oriole-Corvair imposing racial hiring quotas on CBS News.

Determined to have the last word, Alex doubled-down on her race-baiting douchebaggery.

Yeah, because only a melanated journalist could ever accurately report on the goings-on of a white president. Caucasoid journalists would never report honestly on a fellow melanin-deficient individual.

Don’t get me wrong, fake news is realest of the real. Some might even say the mainstream media is the foremost peddler of lies. Except their deceptive ways have a lot more to do with political divisions than with hue. Naturally, with lefties running most of the networks, their coverage lists ever so slightly to the left.

With lefties, a person’s only value seems to be in their skin color. Which is kind of the exact opposite of what Martin Luther the King was preaching. Forget about judging a journalist on their ability to tell the truth. The left’s only concern is having every color of the rainbow represented. Pathetic.