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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Puts Being ‘Morally Right’ Over Factual Accuracy

Posted: 06 Jan 2019 07:24 PM PST

Our girl Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has said some pretty derpy things since she hit the scene. Though, I think this prime example of dumbassery may be her greatest hit yet.

Check it out:

Anderson Cooper: One of the criticisms of you is that your math is fuzzy. The Washington Post recently awarded you four Pinocchios for misstating some statistics about Pentagon spending.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: If people want to really blow up one figure here or one word there, I would argue that they’re missing the forest for the trees.

Except it isn’t just “one figure here” or “one word there.” Nearly everything Congresswoman Orkin-Corvair says is factually inaccurate. You can count the times she’s been right on one hand.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: I think that there’s a lot of people more concerned about being precisely, factually, and semantically correct than about being morally right.

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Herein lies the most fundamental difference between left and right. “Who cares if our policies don’t work. If the stats we use to justify them aren’t legit. Really, if it feels like we’re correct, that’s just as good.”

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Keep in mind, being “morally right” is just code for being a lefty. Sure, unemployment has zilch to do with how many jobs you have. Our government doesn’t have any “chambers.” Though, if a person has a “D” after their name or a Marx tattoo on their butt cheek, their factual ineptitude is all forgiven. After all, they’re a “moral” person.

The funny thing is lefties aren’t correct even from a moral standpoint. They’d have to have morals in the first place for that to be the case. Sorry, but when you line up on the side of baby-killing, pumping kiddos full of hormones, and acceptance for kiddie-diddlers, you don’t get to claim the moral high ground.

Leftists wouldn’t know objectivity if it bit them in their “moral” asses. This is the very reason why they’re leftists. All feels, no facts. Nice try though, Alex.


‘Los Angeles Times’ Columnist Makes Excuses for Feminists Who Support Anti-Semites

Posted: 06 Jan 2019 06:10 PM PST

Los Angeles Times

Leftists seem to have no problem cozying up with anti-semitic douchenuggets like Louis Farrakhan. You’d think those “anti-racist” lefties would happily tell Farrakhan and his supporters to stick their bowties where the sun doesn’t shine. Yet, they’re constantly making half-assed excuses for why supporting their favorite jew-hating “minister” is no big deal.

Take this Los Angeles Times writer for example:

A columnist for the Los Angeles Times dismissed the accusations of anti-Semitism levied against the leaders of the Women's March because she said they are "advancing the causes of women," in a piece published on Friday.

The piece, titled, "Can you admire Louis Farrakhan and still advance the cause of women? Maybe so. Life is full of contradictions," was written by Robin Abcarian.

Another emphasis of the article was the hypocritical nature of a march dedicated to supporting minorities while also excluding one of the most targeted groups of people. However, after Abcarian pointed out that hypocrisy, she then turned it on Trump supporters asking how they could be willing to "overlook his constant and casual expressions of racism."

Yep, even though Farrakhan is a yarmulke-hating ninnymuggins, his supporters get a pass because they’re loyal to “the cause.”


“Sure, some of our allies have views on Semitic folk that would make Hitler blush. Except, they’re like really, super valuable to the feminist movement. So, I think we’re just gonna go ahead and let it slide.” Though, God help a Republican if they were once in the same zip code as David Duke.

Trumpy is many things, but a racist isn’t one of them. His hatred of brown folk is supposedly an open-and-shut case for lefties. Though, they still have yet to produce a picture of Trump lighting a cross on fire. So, trying to compare the Donald with a grade-A turd-blossom like Farrakhan is a big ‘ol load of bullhickey.

With lefties, everything is a means to an end. All their talk about racism being a major no bueno goes out the door the moment they need to advance their cause. This is why we’re constantly reminding you the left has no principles at all.


Dan Crenshaw Educates Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Conservatives’ Disdain for Her

Posted: 06 Jan 2019 02:04 PM PST

Dan Crenshaw

You’ve probably heard about the faux-controversy over the video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez cutting a rug back in college. To hear her tell it, Republicans are against Congresswoman Oriole-Convex because she likes to have fun. Everyone knows conservatives hate fun.

Don’t worry though. The newest GOP superstar Dan Crenshaw was quick to take Cortez to school.

Yes! Dan the Man strikes again. Well done, sir.

Dan Crenshaw is correct. Despite lefties’ claims, modern right-wingers are hardly the preacher guy from Footloose. Sure, there’s probably a few oddballs out there still fuming over Elvis’ hip-shaking on The Ed Sullivan Show. They hardly represent the conservative movement as a whole. If Alex Cortez wants to dance her life away, so be it. Makes no difference to me.

In reality, the right’s problem with Alexandria is her blatant socialist douchebaggery. She thinks our wallets are at her disposal. Fundage for the three “chambers” of government to dole out at their discretion. Call us crazy, but we have a hard time warming up to a glorified pickpocket.

No matter how fresh her dance moves might be.Alex will have to forgive us for not singing her praises and busting a move with her. We just have a hard time grooving to the tune of bread lines and hyperinflation. Feasting on roasted zebra might be her jam. We’d rather take a pass on that.

As Danny Boy points out, this “controversy” is just another fake narrative from the leftist media to distract everyone from the real issues. The source of conservatives’ ambivalence toward Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is her adherence to a craptastic economic system which leaves nothing but suckage in its wake.

All the beers to the Dan with a plan for making that truth known.

Speaking of Congresswoman Orifice-Cervix: