- Nancy Pelosi Claims Trump is Using Census to ‘Make America White Again’
- ‘Stranger Things’ Character Explains the Finer Points of Capitalism
- Eric Swalwell Calls it Quits, Pulls Out of Presidential Race
Posted: 08 Jul 2019 06:36 PM PDT
You might have heard a bunch of lefties whining about the proposal for a citizenship question on the census. Trumpy would like very much to know who is a citizen in ‘Murica and who isn’t. Lefties would rather us leave that stone unturned. According to Nancy Pelosi, this is a plot by the Trumpster to “make America white again.”
Yep, such a query would be totally racist.
Call me crazy, but it sounds to me like Nance is worrying about not being able to pump up the Democrats’ numbers. Even though some of the people filling out those districts might be trespassers.
Here’s a crazy idea. Illegals have no right to be here. Asking someone’s citizenship status is well within the realm of reasonable inquiry. If a person who fills out the census form is here without permission, we politely give them a ride back to their country of origin. If they’re legal immigrants, they have nothing to worry about. Seems fair to me.
Contrary to the left’s beliefs, not everything is racist. An unwelcome Canuck would be in the same
Posted: 08 Jul 2019 05:20 PM PDT
One of the last things you’d expect to hear on a Hollywood production is a pro-capitalism speech. Though, on season 3 of Stranger Things we were treated to that very thing. Courtesy of little Erica.
I don’t think anyone could have explained it better.
Little Erica here has the right idea. The value of your supply is equal to the demand. If you have a good or service which other peeps want badly, you’re gonna be able to squeeze them for more ducats. This incentive is what drives people to innovate. Hence the glorious place we call the U-S-of-A.
Lefties will tell you capitalism is merely a system where the rich jack poor people’s wealth. Which, in and of itself, makes no sense. On account of poor people by definition not having any money to steal. In reality, capitalism is merely the voluntary exchange of goods and services for an agreed-upon price.
Stranger Things is already a pretty good show. Their speaking of capitalism in a positive light only makes it even better.
As for the opposite of capitalism:
Posted: 08 Jul 2019 04:31 PM PDT
Welp, here we are. It would appear as though this election cycle has claimed its first casualty. I am sad to report our favorite lefty man-child, Eric Swalwell, is calling it quits. Here are his closing remarks:
On the bright side, this will give little Eric plenty of time to fantasize about being a member of the Avengers. Play with his toys. Catch up on some z’s in his car bed. There’s always a silver lining.
As for Eric’s gun remark, the two are not mutually exclusive. One can love both the right to bear arms and the younglings. Much like one can feel an enormous amount of pity for Swalwell and mock the bejeezus out of him at the same time.
Don’t think he’s calling it quits for good. Swalwell has a bright future ahead of him. His unparalleled ability to make an ass out of himself will carry him far among his like-minded lefties. So, I highly doubt this will be last time we see his melted Ken doll face. Fare thee well, Suckwell. We shall meet again.
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