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Leslie Jones Becomes Furious Over Unveiling of New Ghostbusters Reboot

Posted: 20 Jan 2019 12:01 AM PST

Leslie Jones

You might have heard about the upcoming Ghostbusters sequel/reboot. The folks over at Sony are kicking it old school and returning to the original universe. As in that ungodly clusterf**k of a remake is returning the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Now, there’s a part of me who’s not crazy over endless sequels and reboots. On the other hand, the eight-year-old kid in me is only concerned with scoring a pair of those sweet coveralls and a proton pack for opening night. Leslie Jones, however, isn’t feeling the re-reboot at all. She took to the Twitters and blew a gasket.

In response to the news that Jason Reitman’s new Ghostbustersproject will continue the story that began with Ivan Reitman’s 1984 original and its 1989 sequel, and ignore the female reboot from director Paul Feig in 2016, Leslie Jones, a cast member from the latter, has voiced her disappointment on social media.

The comedian took to Twitter on Saturday in a post that said, “So insulting. Like fuck us. We dint count. It's like something trump would do. (Trump voice) "Gonna redo ghostbusteeeeers, better with men, will be huge. Those women ain't ghostbusteeeeers" ugh so annoying. Such a dick move. And I don't give fuck I'm saying something!!”

Bill Murray scrooged confused

Not really sure how Trump factors into this. I suppose to a lefty like Leslie, Trump is eviler than Vinz Clortho, Zuul, Gozer the Gozerian, and that guy from the painting Part 2. Responsible for all the bad things. Me, I’m failing to see the connection.

I know Les would like to yell “we came, we saw, we kicked its ass,” but the truth is most people weren’t crazy about her flick. So, the studio is going to take the franchise in a direction people will like. A direction that doesn’t conclude with the Wokebusters crossing their streams into the patriarchy’s beanbag.

Hopefully, these Hollywood types will get Ghostbusters right this time and leave the politics out of it. We want ghosts going into traps and Bill Murray one-liners. Not two hours of unfunny “girls rule, boys drool” humor.

Speaking of movies:


Leftist Media Outlets Jumped on Impeachment Bandwagon Over Disputed Buzzfeed Report

Posted: 19 Jan 2019 07:46 PM PST

Leftist Media

If you’re on the social medias, you’ve probably been hearing about the Buzzfeed report claiming Michael Cohen was told by Trumpy to lie to Congress. You know, the one Bobby Mueller shot down.

Well, apparently the lack of factual accuracy wasn’t a dealbreaker for the leftist media. CNN and MSNBC jumped on the tall tale. Like Michael Moore to a bag of tacos.

CNN and MSNBC collectively used the word "impeach" nearly 200 times on Friday before the Special Counsel's office disputed a bombshell report by BuzzFeed News.

According to a Daily Caller review of TV clipping service Grabien, personalities on CNN and MSNBC used the words "Impeach," "Impeachment," or "Impeachable," 179 times.

The review included only original Friday programming and ran up until each network learned that BuzzFeed's report was in dispute — shortly before 8 pm.

CNN mentioned impeachment 82 times while MSNBC mentioned it a whopping 97 times.

Seems as though the leftist media’s fake newsery knows no bounds.

Elf Throne of Lies

Keep in mind, these are the same people who claim the media is honest and diligent. They would never jump on a  story without verification in order to take a stab at ousting the Orange One. Yet, as their boo-boo shows, they were all too eager to score points on Trumpy. To Hell with factual accuracy.

It’s not the most pleasant thought, but this sort of dumbassery is a regular occurrence. CNN, MSNBC, and all the other heavy hitters want nothing more than to drag Donny Trump out of the Oval Office by his combover. If that means telling a few whoppers, then so be it.

The media’s number one priority is floating the narrative of the Donald being a racist, sexist, fascist, no-good homophobic ninnymuggins. That strategy doesn’t seem to be paying off all too well. Maybe they’ll take this screw-up as a sign to, you know, actually do their job. Though, I wouldn’t count on it.

Speaking of misconceptions of Trump