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Marianne Williamson Receiving Campaign Donations from Republican Trolls

Posted: 30 Jun 2019 09:33 PM PDT


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Marianne Williamson is my new favorite candidate for president. Nothing brings more joy to me than to see a certifiable crazy-person lefty making a fool of herself on national television. I hope she’ll stick around for a while, and I’m not alone. Apparently, a bunch of Republican trolls are donating to her campaign to keep her in the race.

Not even joking:

Author Marianne Williamson’s quirky, love-conquers-all approach on the Democratic debate stage Thursday drew applause, ridicule and confusion. On Friday, she was attracting donations. From Republicans.

GOP strategist Jeff Roe, who ran Texas Sen. Ted Cruz’ 2016 presidential campaign, tweeted out to his 16,000 followers asking fellow Republicans “to donate $1 to keep this vibrant democrat on the debate stage. One debate performance is not enough.”

At least several people appear to have taken up the challenge based on responses to Roe, accompanied by copies of receipts of their campaign donations.

I fully endorse this move and I plan on contributing whatever I can. The human train wreck known as Marianne must not be hindered in her quest to destroy Donald Trump using love. Which, I’m assuming, closely resembles the Care Bear Stare.

When you’re able to make Pocahontas Warren, Spartacus Booker, and Eric Suckwell look sane by comparison, you know you’re special. This is why all of us should be getting behind Williamson. She’s one-of-a-kind in her mental instability. She saw all the looniness from her fellow lefties and said “girlfriend, you are so on.”

I don’t know who will come out on top in this election, but I do know it will be entertaining, right up until the end. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make my donation.


Child Drag Queen’s Mother Worries About Pedophiles Being Attracted to her Son

Posted: 30 Jun 2019 09:00 PM PDT

Child Drag Queen

You might recall Desmond is Amazing, the child drag queen. Well, he’s back in the news once again. This time for being the object of affection for pedophile douchelords. Suddenly, his mom is worried for his safety.

For reals:

This is extremely disturbing. Convicted pedophile Tom O’Carroll has written a blog post stating that Desmond is hot & feels sexy performing. He also sexualizes fellow drag kid Queen Lactatia. We do not approve of his statements. It is highly inappropriate to speak of minors in this manner .

Desmond does not move in a sexual manner or strip, at all. He has done costume reveals that reveal a fully covered costume underneath, he is never “scantily clad” or nearly naked & always is age appropriate, he does celebrity impersonations & does not choose to do sexy celebrities .

Uh, how did child drag queen mom lady not know this sort of thing was gonna happen?

This gal is allowing her kid to dance sensually while grown men throw dollar bills at him. Among heterosexuals, this conduct is typically reserved for gentlemen’s clubs. Where nude women take your greenbacks as payment for sexy dances…or so I’ve read. So, for “Mrs. is Amazing” to say Desmond’s drag queen gig is completely innocent is a joke.

Traditionally, makeup and flashy clothing are used to attract potential mates. This is why many parents are reluctant to have their five-year-old girls caking on eye shadow and wearing crop-tops. Let alone doing exhibitions for full-grown men. They’d rather people not see their kiddos as sexual objects while they still believe in Santa Claus. Crazy, I know.

When you introduce little kids into a hyper-sexual environment, it’s no surprise when they start attracting all sorts of disgusting perv-boys. Though, I highly doubt anyone will be learning their lesson here. Unfortunately.

Speaking of lefties sexualizing children:


Paul Krugman Claims Republicans are the Un-American Party

Posted: 30 Jun 2019 07:48 PM PDT

I don’t have to tell you how the left is full to the brim with anti-American douchenozzles. Though, according to Paul Krugman, it’s actually Republicans who live in opposition to American values.

I kid you not:

Leading Republicans routinely describe Democrats, even those on the right of their party, as socialists. Indeed, all indications are that denunciations of Democrats' "socialist" agenda will be front and center in the general election campaign. And everyone in the news media accepts this as the normal state of affairs.

Which goes to show the extent to which Republican extremism has been accepted simply as a fact of life, barely worth mentioning.

It's really something to see Republicans trying to tar Democrats as un-American socialists. If they want to see a party that really has broken with fundamental American values, they should look in the mirror.

Big Lebowski Dude What the Fuck

Uh, the left is constantly ragging on conservatives for being so radically pro-American. I hate to break it to little Paulie, but most of the founding padres were hellbent on keeping the government as compact as possible. Even going so far as to arming us citizens to the teeth to ensure it.

Even in Krugman’s column, he talks about lefties wanting to make us more like Europe. Which is, by definition, un-American. The American thing would be for us to do things our way. Besides, Europe isn’t exactly the heaven on Earth lefties claim it to be.

Here’s a hint. When you say you wish to fundamentally change everything about America, you don’t get to call yourself the standard-bearer for American values. Republicans aren’t perfect by a long shot, but they’re definitely more in favor of the U-S-of-A than their Democrat counterparts.

More on that:


Pledge of Allegiance Nixed by Minnesota City Council for ‘Inclusion’

Posted: 30 Jun 2019 07:10 PM PDT

Just when you thought lefties couldn’t get any more left, they go and do something like this. A city council in Minnesota is removing the Pledge of Allegiance from all of their meetings. All because they don’t think it’s inclusive enough:

The St. Louis Park City Council voted June 17 to get rid of the Pledge of Allegiance at its meetings to make sure all residents felt comfortable attending, and people throughout the nation are accusing the city of not being patriotic.

"We've had some racial equity initiatives going on in the city of St. Louis Park for awhile where we're trying to get more diverse communities and historically less engaged communities to come and participate in our public process," he told the Star Tribune. "Given the current Washington politics that are going on now, there's a lot of people that are afraid of our government, and we worry about that."

You know, I’d love to hear lefties give their reasons for why “liberty and justice for all” isn’t an inclusive enough phrase.

You know you’ve gone off the lefty deep end when the Pledge of Allegiance is enough to trigger you beyond belief. As if liking America is somehow “problematic.” If the U-S-of-A isn’t inclusive enough for these folks, they’re more than welcome to pitch their tents elsewhere.

I’m not gonna go all Toby Keith on you and ramble about boots in asses over this slight. Though, I’m also not gonna say doing such a thing isn’t douchetastic as hell.

Let’s be real here. The left is chock full of anti-American dickweeds. Anything short of outright disdain for all things USA is unacceptable to them. Though, no amount of lefty whining is gonna make me dislike the land of the free.

While we’re on the subject:


LGBT Protestors Hold Demonstration at San Francisco Pride Parade

Posted: 30 Jun 2019 06:27 PM PDT

Pride month 2019 is coming to an end. So sad. Across the land, lovers of LGBTLMNOP-ism are having one last fling to cap off June. Though, not all of them are onboard with the parades. In fact, a group of LGBT protestors set out to block the pride parade in San Francisco.

See for yourself:

A group of protestors blocked the parade route at the 2019 San Francisco Pride Parade about an hour after festivities began.

The group, who appeared to be chained together with rainbow tubes covering what linked their arms, were protesting corporate involvement in the parade and police brutality in America.

For over half an hour, the parade backed up behind the protestors, who sat down across Market Street near 6th Street. Police appeared to arrest at least one of the individuals involved with the protest.

Yep, when in doubt, you can always just protest yourself.

I guess these LGBT protestors didn’t have anything better to do, so they pooped their own party. This, my friends, is peak leftism. A state of being where even your allies’ slightest “flaw” is one to be resisted at all costs. Brother against brother. Sister against sister. Non-binary genderqueer against non-binary genderqueer.

The last time I checked, the fancy lads have nothing to do with police brutality. As for the corporate thing, the LGBT movement is now so mainstream, the corporations want a piece. This ought to be a sign of their success. To these douchenuggets, however, it’s a major no bueno.

This is why leftism is doomed to fail. When leftists run out of enemies, they’ll inevitably turn on each other. Leftism is like a cancer. It has no stopping point. It’ll continue attacking until there’s nothing left to attack. This is why we refuse to concede to them in the slightest.

While we’re on the subject of leftist protestors:


Violent Portland Antifa Group Assaults Journalist at Rally

Posted: 30 Jun 2019 03:24 PM PDT

Just when you think Antifa have sauntered back to their mommies’ basements for good, they reappear. Like ants to a picnic. There was a rally in Portland this weekend, and our favorite soy ninjas were present. The Antifa group even managed to assault themselves a journalist:

Journalist Andy Ngo, who covers Antifa activity, was attacked at a Portland rally Saturday and has reportedly been admitted to the hospital.

Masked individuals attacked Ngo at a rally in Oregon, throwing what appeared to be milkshakes at him and punching him, according to footage of the attack.

Ngo is being "admitted to the hospital overnight as a result of a brain bleed," Harmeet Dhillon, a legal representative, tweeted hours after the protest.

First of all, I don’t really know this guy, other than having seen his name on the Twitters a couple of times. For all I know, he’s as left as they come. Though, who he is means nothing. This guy could be a certain Latinx homosexual individual from Vox for all I care. Laying hands on him is still peak douchebaggery.

You can say whatever you wish against people you don’t like. Tell them they look like a dried-up piece of canine excrement. Call them an (insert bad thing)-ist all you want. Though, the second the fists and strawberry shakes start flying, you’re committing a major no bueno.

It’s beyond apparent the left have among them a bunch of violent douchelords. This Antifa group out of Portland is a prime example. Something tells me their talk of MAGA people being violent ninnymuggins is mere projection. A way of them trying to put their own flaws off on the rest of us. Pathetic.

Speaking of violent Antifa types: